Patrick Bateman

Waitrose.

Good! It's always been a bloody curse.

True true! Obviously not, which is sad.

I washed mine and all the letters came off, so I took them back and got a refund. I bought a jester hat instead.

God, don't you lot whinge. The strategy of the club is to use local companies for as much as possible. The Betting Room are a local (South Coast) company. End of story.

God, who cares. People need to get a life.

http://www.physio2fit.net/ (in Chandler's Ford)

Yep, let him train and see if he can offer anything (unlikely, even as back-up though I think). But it's whether he brings in a Billy-big-b*llocks attitude or not that is the problem.

Quite frankly, who cares. We're playing good football, have a great manager, look in great shape and it's a great time to be a Saints fan. I couldn't care less about what the Chairman does or doesn't do, so long as we keep playing good football and have a club to support.

Quite frankly, who cares. We're playing good football, have a great manager, look in great shape and it's a great time to be a Saints fan. I couldn't care less about what the Chairman does or doesn't do, so long as we keep playing good football and have a club to support.

Oh there are ... where is Stu now?

Great thread and Turkish, you're a helmet

"You're gonna get your f*cking heads kicked in"?

I think we'll get to the semis now, possibly, but I think Liverpool will win it - not being in Europe, they'll go all out for the League or FA Cup this year surely?

Me too. I even sent them the same photo as I still had one!!!! Pointless.

To be fair, the funniest entry was this one: "4. Teaching Maths In 2000 A timber merchant sells a lorry load of timber for £100. His cost of production is £80 and his profit is £20. Your assignment: Underline the number 20." Very good!!

No months, I believe!

Do you have any references for the top paragraph? Just interested as I always thought that to be true and even when I "retire", I fully intend to do something - work in B&Q, do charity work, anything to stay active and hopefully healthy!!

Dear Nicholas Courtazy, I am humbly writing you as I have many talent on offer which benefit your esteemed soccer ball football club very muchly. Thank you to send me 50,000,000 Ugandan dollar to book flight to give you talent show at Saint James stadiums. Thank you please, Mr ass-piring soccerballer

Echo this! By the way Denzil you helmet, you have a message on FB.

Don't be stupid. I wish I could pay no tax and live on someone else's land. F*ck them.

Weird one this. I'd love him back, but this isn't 2003 and we don't have Marsden or Bridge either. I think I would have said "yes" to him if we were still in League 1, but now it'd be a no. He's not going to get any better (and he was awful for Blackpool if you watched any of their matches) and he's probably not got anything to prove, or at least I presume he would feel like that. Plus, can't see him being a great influence on some of our other players ...

Hart, Bale, Smalling, Jones, Cole, Downing, Cleverly, Gerrard, Henderson, Welbeck, Rooney How's that? *rolls eyes*

I dislike the international break purely as I miss all the football on the weekend. I don't just mean Saints, but ALL the football - the build up, Match of the Day, Sky Sports on Sunday etc. I'll be watching and supporting England though.

Totally agree, that was a brilliant pass, love it!