Patrick Bateman

What page? Can't see it in the Northern (sh*t) one.

They are sh*t c*nts. Never liked them, past life and all that.

Definitely, was on the plane to Seattle and to Budapest in the last month and had a fat f*ck next to me both times who spilled on to my seat. Uncalled for. Luckily, both times, I blagged a free upgrade so got moved, nice.

Park at the park and ride, it's next to the stadium

He looks like a History teacher, he looks like a history teacher, oh Nigel Adkins, he looks like a history teacher ... (stupid woman)

Those trains always have 4 or 5 carriages, far better would be to get a SWT service to Basingstoke and change for the First Great Western service to Reading, probably more comfortable.

That is brilliant!!

And I presume you need to know whether to buy the biscuits to make you sleep with your colleague's wife, or the biscuits to make you fall out with your boss. All makes sense now, I'm so daft!

Again, who cares.

Waitrose.

Good! It's always been a bloody curse.

True true! Obviously not, which is sad.

I washed mine and all the letters came off, so I took them back and got a refund. I bought a jester hat instead.

God, don't you lot whinge. The strategy of the club is to use local companies for as much as possible. The Betting Room are a local (South Coast) company. End of story.

God, who cares. People need to get a life.

http://www.physio2fit.net/ (in Chandler's Ford)

Yep, let him train and see if he can offer anything (unlikely, even as back-up though I think). But it's whether he brings in a Billy-big-b*llocks attitude or not that is the problem.

Quite frankly, who cares. We're playing good football, have a great manager, look in great shape and it's a great time to be a Saints fan. I couldn't care less about what the Chairman does or doesn't do, so long as we keep playing good football and have a club to support.

Quite frankly, who cares. We're playing good football, have a great manager, look in great shape and it's a great time to be a Saints fan. I couldn't care less about what the Chairman does or doesn't do, so long as we keep playing good football and have a club to support.

Oh there are ... where is Stu now?

Great thread and Turkish, you're a helmet

"You're gonna get your f*cking heads kicked in"?

I think we'll get to the semis now, possibly, but I think Liverpool will win it - not being in Europe, they'll go all out for the League or FA Cup this year surely?

Me too. I even sent them the same photo as I still had one!!!! Pointless.

To be fair, the funniest entry was this one: "4. Teaching Maths In 2000 A timber merchant sells a lorry load of timber for £100. His cost of production is £80 and his profit is £20. Your assignment: Underline the number 20." Very good!!