Patrick Bateman

Coventry is a hole. It really is a hideous place - spent a fair amount of time there recently including Friday and Sat morning. It's full of weirdos, the shops are rubbish, the bars are poor, the road network is annoying, the buildings are ugly ... etc. Got dragged round Ikea too - anywhere that has an Ikea is bad news.

You're both sick and weird. She's hideous.

hahaha, you're so funny. hahaha. Bellend.

****, I got 24/35! Surprised at that, haha! I'd fail anyway ... like Al said, sometimes when I'm bored I try to drive "properly". I can't feed the steering wheel at all. It's too slow and I almost crash ...

Resident Evil 4 (not the Chronicles which is not as good) Mario Kart - is okay Tiger Woods Golf - is fantastic I've now got a PS3 to play "proper" games on - prefer the standing up and jumping games on the Wii.

I don't care about the American Election. Sure, it's news worthy to say x, and z are running for office and who wins eventually but surely, we don't need constant updates all the pigging time!

Love my gym - 5 minutes walk, personal trainer, full of decent sorts of people, the very best equipment, and due to the short walk, no having to look at naked blokes in the changing rooms. Result.

It's lovely stuff. My personal favourite is the Razor Clam Sashimi in Nobu. Beautiful.

Is a "LittleAngle" less than 45 degrees? Hmmm

Your love of the Editors is questionnable it has to be said. But, glad you enjoyed it. For anyone wanting a great live band, saw these guys on Saturday (23rd) night, were very very good live - www.myspace.com/infolivewire

Totally agree ... perverted and proud!

Absolutely fantastic ... 200/10.

Just a quickie - who is now in charge of hospitality at SMS? Cheers!

Ugh. Low standards people.

I'm liking your work!

God, you're so sycophantic. It's disgusting.

And, so? Problem?

Oh yeah, I forgot I saw you - I was steaming, where was it, in the ground??

Better? http://www.superschoolswales.com/assets/Anna%20Hemmings-SSW.JPG

I have to agree

I shall be cheering on - http://www.catalystworldclass.co.uk/images/hemmings_anna_lge.jpeg She's the best friend of someone I know, which is cool!

I was waiting for that

**** a sheep whilst ramming a leek up your bottom. Enjoy!

There were plenty left when I phoned up too, bit strange really as I thought there would have been a huge rush on Monday once they went on general sale?

Will be there, should be cracking.