Patrick Bateman

Ralph Hasenhüttle und Danny Röhl e i e i o Mit und umlaut here, an umlaut there, here an um, there an um, everywhere an umlaut ... I'll get my coat ...

Why aren't we first? Les Reed out. Oh.

Richard Dryden Olly Lancashire Jannick Vestergaard (on current form)

The squad is bloated, but the decent players within the squad have a) not been fit and b) not been playing anywhere near the level they can. If Hasenhüttl can't get any more out of them then yes, I'd agree with you. But I honestly think this squad should be good enough to be finishing in the 8-14 range with all the other average teams in the league, rather than in dross portion of the league.

To be honest, I think ANYONE (other than the previous 2 managers) could see their fitness levels were utterly utterly dreadful, especially when you watch them against Spurs.

The attendance was abysmal. Are Spurs fans 'protesting' about the new ground? I've not been close to the detail so I don't know.

They are all utter f**king garbage. But where is Bednarek? Is he dead!?

Dave Merrington's worst nightmare....! Yes, you OVER pronounce the U. Hass-n-hooo-tle. (the 'ooo' is sounded whilst making your mouth shape like a 'you' sound - hard to describe in text) Happy to be corrected by someone fluent in German though

It's also been said in the various reports people have posted that he won't play 4-2-2-2 straight away unless he's happy he's got the players for that formation. He won't have the players for that formation. We'll probably get a 4-3-3 or even, 5 at the back to start with. He knows he needs to sort the defenders out.

To be honest, if he gets them fitter, organised, not making silly defensive mistakes and does proper substitutions, that'll be a huge margin better already. You never know, Arsenal at home could be a first home win for over a year as the players want to impress ... Maybe I'm dreaming.

Who cares what they think, a large portion of them are part of the problem and can do one.

Definitely the skates. 100%.

He's still sh*t then. He's exactly the sort of c*nt the club should be shipping out, even for free, get rid.

Pure romanticism, but as there is barely any left in football, I think most people would forgive us for saying "yes, come and manage Saints with that passion"! Why not.

Was it a weakened side, really? Soares has been sh*t and so Valery couldn't really have been worse. Bertrand struts around and Targett is looking fairly decent again (well he did). And Obafemi has just as much right to start as any of the other non-scoring forwards. Scary really.

So reading that, none of them will be playing for Saints again anytime soon? Sounds like they all need to be sold/made available on free transfers.

There is a difference between female presenters and female pundits. For the former grouping, Sue Barker, Suzie Perry, Gabby Logan, Hazel Irvine, Claire Balding etc., are all excellent presenters. But for pundits, I'd rather listen to those who have played at the highest level, which happens to be men in most [team] sports unless it's something like tennis, athletics, gynastics, swimming etc.

"Webber went to Queens Park Rangers under Mark Hughes and regretted the decision, taking a pay-cut to go to Wolverhampton Wanderers as head of recruitment for the first team under Jez Moxey."

I can't think of a reason to get one, not one. Even if we drew them in the cup, I'd just jump in corporate if I had to.

No they haven't, they still sell all their hunt stuff, for example; https://www.underarmour.com/en-us/adult-ua-extreme-hunt-gaiter/pid1329858-999 and the video posted here; https://www.facebook.com/UAHunt/ is from the 9/Nov THIS year. F**k them.

http://www.sportbible.com/football/news-charlie-austin-fully-loses-it-in-post-match-interview-and-hes-spot-on-20181110?source=facebook&fbclid=IwAR0A0MMfFw5HD_eEX8hfLq9ofEKnB1eKAFjEp-7Lh1vSg7XZysLkXJh_8x0

This!

5'4" ????

Thank god. I mean that for where the club is right now. There is no denying Reed did a good job in getting the club in a good place, no question around that, but his managerial appointments and player recruitment (which he overseas in his org) have been atrocious in the last 2 seasons. This should have happened in the summer as now we're stuck with players that aren't ever going to set the world alight and a manager who is turning out to be yet another bad hire.

I remember when he signed and everyone was going on about how amazing he was and how he'd rip up the league with our young starlets. I think Mark Paul was one name from around that time?