Patrick Bateman

Exactly my reaction - it's a good one! The Man Utd 6-3 year, I enjoyed most of that.

Well I just lost the plot and bought my son and I season tickets ... this better be good ...

Well someone in the club is determined to continue with their planned marketing activation calendar. Not their fault some numpty took photos of a (presumably company confidential) call and shared the pictures.

Absolutely agreed, complete waste of time, ridiculous and I never watched any either, zero interest.

In the opposition's goal hopefully ...

According to the BBC's advise, you need to find somewhere cooler to go. HTH.

Oh and I pulled alongside Geri Halliwell at the M4 Langley roundabout, she was in an SLK (I think), I was in a Mondeo ... 1998 ...

I chatted to Jenny Frost (Atomic Kitten) in Boots in Liverpool once ...

Dear god ... I hope it's for his "off field" leadership and we won't see much of him "on field" ... worrying.

Absolutely, it's happened before. Sam Johnston at WBA from memory. If you're good enough and especially if the club get promoted, he's as good as a Premier League player by then anyway!

Agreed. I'd like to see more of Edozie too this season in a saints shirt.

I'm sure the Kent Saints fans wouldn't mind. Party is not the same as P&O Ferries either.

I do too. I think I'll buy one, not to wear but just to keep (and gather dust), I was born just after the FA Cup final win, so my 50th next year as well 😂

It quite clearly says "P&O Cruises" though ...

4th January up the North Sea ... it would be vomit central 😂

Far worse happens around the world, Lowe needs to refocus his extreme anger on something else, just my opinion.

"6. Find an alternative space" Go somewhere cooler?? GENIUS!! 😂 Fk me the BBC are a joke.

What is the fkn obsession with incorrect date formats now? We are not American (the ONLY country that uses dates the wrong way round) - "Thursday, July 3" It'll be launched on the 3rd July and hopefully not more betting or gambling crap.

Useless signing, loaned out to a much worse league. This guy will never grace the first team - clear the whole lot out.

🤮

Well he has a song ready ... I thought I heard the old man say (hoo!) (Ren, Takoak-a, too-rye-ay) He really hates pompey (hoo!) (Ren, Takoak-a, too-rye-ay)

Vote reform, get resignations all over the place. This is why they won't get near government.

We could call it Ocean Village and have it indoors too ... oh ...

This

To be fair, you can clearly see it is Puma Drycell shirt technology, designed for, er, athletes running around to wick sweat and not flabby football fans sweating beer.