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percy windham

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  1. Wasn't there some stuff last summer about Pele threatening to strike if he didn't get his move to us?
  2. We found out my fatherinlaw was looking to divorce the motherinlaw when adverts for quick divorces kept cropping up on websites.
  3. Holbury Infant Holbury Junior Hardley Brock Solent Uni Proper Southampton Uni
  4. Very very well said.
  5. Yes, yes. All very interesting. But who is going to make it happen??
  6. And poor grammar.
  7. Hang your head mate. The only thing worse that racism is poor comprehension.
  8. If you like. Your reward is having a bird of your choice sh!t in your mouth.
  9. I'd like to arrange for a seagull to sh!t in Lallana's mouth. If anyone can train a seagull to do this, it would be much appreciated.
  10. Kitson is astonishing. Good to see another fan around here.
  11. Pap! PAP! PAAAAAAP! Someone get Pap! He's doing it again!
  12. second game I've not been at this year, the other was Sunderland. 8-0 today then boys.
  13. Bearsy you is well slow on this bae try this one [video=youtube_share;2gMjJNGg9Z8]
  14. I must take credit for this, his form this season is all down to me labelling him the Japanese alan Bennett.
  15. Samoans - Rescue
  16. Thanks Brian.
  17. His fingers measure 12 inches, Morgan, Morgan, He uses them to enter b I t c h e s, Morgan, Morgan, (Someone else can fill this line and the next in) Morgan Schneiderlin, Southampton's fingering king.
  18. Sadio mane, We will find a brighter day Some might say
  19. Pretty poor decision, don't understand how it can be argued that the player influenced a very one-sided two-legged game with a 3 minute appearance at the end.
  20. Don't say that! You'll have TijuanaTim back on here!
  21. Don't write piles of gibberish then, you complete and utter relentless weapon.
  22. Any enquiries I get for my season ticket will probably be met with a no – not for sale
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