percy windham

this. maybe the northam could all dress in those white parkas they have on in the video, then maybe you could go mental and try and run yourself over, like brian harvey.

someone makes up a nice little ditty with actual lyrics and some divs want to sing dodododododo schneiderlin. nonsense. lets get that addams family one going.

Jack Saville (remember him?) was on twitter this morning calling Cortese a helmet. Jack Saville ‏@JackSaville Maybe people will understand me when I said nicolai was a helmet.. Adkins was a great manager and an absolute gentleman.. Jack Saville ‏@JackSaville Said it when I left last year.. Don't get that club at all

I'm going to bring my special brown hanky and wave it about in a dirty protest.

Cant say i agree with this part. I think we've done quite well out of the January window the last few years. Sharp last year, Forte was a strange one but at least made ne very valuable contribution, and both Fonte and Barnard the year before that. Wether you agree with the summer signings were the right ones or not is irrelevant, we were the 7th biggest spenders in Europe, so to say we're penny pinching is jus wrong isn't it?

This type of post is even more annoying and unfunny than the opening one. C'mon Kraken, you're usually one of the better posters on here.

This sounds like a right dandy club. I would love to drink special brew with you outside Blackfield Sainsburys, but alas, it's not to be.

Skyfall is the first James Bond film where it rains during a scene.

It's not a pun.

Why are you going to Scotland? The roads would be jammed and you'd run out of petrol. It's miles away you div. you haven't thought this through properly at all.

That sounds hilarious! He must be the joker in the pack!

P.s thanks for wanting to be my friend.

what the f*ck is this? Answer my f*cking question you f*cking c*nt.

Well the statue be holding both your degrees? (Soon to be three)

I think this can only be good news. The franchise has run and run in other mediums, so why can't we have more films? Lassetter and Kennedy aren't idiots, they'll be good films I'm sure.

I'm with you Turkish. I just can't believe the amount of articles that neglect to mention Jeff Kenna. He must be feeling so low now. If anyone has his number, can they ring him up and tell him The SaintsWeb Forum is thinking of him at this terrible time.

Saw a Japanese man with a nosebleed outside the noodle bar. Shouldn't have bought a shirt with Yoshida on the back and waved his "Southampton/Manchester United" scarf.

Admit it "Avenue Saint", if that is your real name, the game is up. Is now the best time to tell everyone you threatened to force feed me until I was morbidly obese and then Have sex with me. You have driven me away from this place.

If its torn, you should get it checked out.

Rocky 5 is a stunning piece of cinema. By stunning I mean horse pops.

I really enjoy the way you subtly mock the repetition of our support by continually making the same observations. Keep it up. Your pal, Percy.

I know nothing about this person.

It's only blocked for people outside SO postcodes. I watched it fine.

That's "I Was A Teenage Nazi Time Traveler From The Future!" by the great sci-fi author Ronald Humpings. If you liked that you should try some of his other works, "The Space Crab That Wouldn't Die" is a landmark piece of work, and I strongly recommend "The Passion of Saturn's Rings" if you're after something a little bit racey.

What about Cork?