Cascadia Saint

That might be the most knobs I've ever seen in one place. The post I mean, not the forum. Oh wait.

This forum was built on a giant jerking knee. Nothing new there.

I think he's more like our new anders svensson, although so far he's not even got up to that level yet. Obviously has the skills and that dreaded (and expensive) word POTENTIAL, but it starts to grate when after a year I still don't have a clear picture of what kind of player he is.

Anyone who bothers to write more words than you did in response is mad. You're a ****.

He's 24 and was part of an extremely effective premier league midfield duo last season. He's going nowhere and that price is a joke.

Nice case though...

Haha! Should have a couple of purple fingerprints on it...

Obviously not as you posted on a thread about a subject which I don't remember anyone raising recently. If it doesn't interest you, don't post. And don't slag off a perfectly harmless and potentially interesting thread.

Meoooow...

That'll never catch on etc etc...

I know there's no catch, that's what's so great! It's been really interesting watching English and European 'soccer' gain in popularity over here over the 10 years I've been here. I think to a certain degree, they are hoping if they tell Americans its important then they will believe them.

Seriously, it's amazing to have all the games at our fingertips like this. What's the catch?

What a ( u n t you are.

Not the most dynamic of players, but a model pro.

Did I miss Lineker doing something more? I just saw him introduce match of the day for about minute.

The fact that americans call Pet Hates 'Pet Peeves'.

It's Happening.

It's like 10,000 sporks. I'd probably wait until the end of the transfer window before getting too worked up about it. Another thread said he might be off to Sheff Wed with Sharp.

Definitely a little surprised at Guly, given the amount of times Pochettino has played him. But then, I don't think he's higher on the roster than Puncheon so I guess it makes sense. That would be a great deal for Sheffield Wednesday, they would score a ton.

Not sure about the pwnage. The op posted something odd, then changed it to something abusive and then posted something dumb and ****ed off. It's not even trolling, it's too obscure.

What a moron, I assume you somehow got some fun out of this bizzare thread. Hope your keyboard's not too sticky now.

I just checked his eBay, it's not up yet. But there IS a listing for a prototype Ted Bates Statue. There's no photo but apparently it's almost identical to the one outside the stadium, just has a few scratches. Should I bid?

I know, right? A definite shortage of buyers for mythical items, sight unseen, on here.

I think this is most likely.

Build it out of Lego? Fold us an origami version? Etch a sketch?