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So Fernandes is off then...

Quite. Completely blind to keepers for decades. Such an important position and we cannot really be thinking Baz is good enough can we? Beggars belief

If we have to play McCarthy at all we are fucked. Even more fucked than deciding to give Jack Stephens a new contract. I don’t think Still will stick around at this rate (and might be pushed). Still, we will have very fine catering or something. We should definitely look to sell Ramsdale, not loan. And do it quickly so we have cash to buy a keeper who is not shit

Are we going to buy any good players and get rid of our crap ones? Asking for the entire fanbase.

We are still playing McCarthy. Hilariously shit. Club has absolutely no clue.

Not sure we would ever be 1-0 down if Sean Dyche was our manager… (lights fuse, takes cover)

Still OUT! 😉

Great theme tune though

Mystifying. Sub-standard player, bad role model, and now captain. WTF? Had my worries when I saw him in the kit leaks. If this is Still's decision it's the first bad one (of a few to come, I reckon)

I remember him from when he played for Everton and was one of the worst players I have seen in the Prem. Was better in the Champ and could probably do a job for us, but I suspect he'll show that Prem form again if he joins Leeds. If they're counting on him they could be in for a long season.

Will be amazed if he is here at the start of the season. Bournemouth? Hope we have our sights on a few to replace him late in the window (probably, knowing us)

Are we looking at goalkeepers? Feel this is a very key area, not least because Lumley has gone, Ramsdale will be off obviously and Bazunu and McCarthy are both shit. Or will our blindspot continue?

Shocked to say I quite like it. Will look bad on fat fans though, surely?

Very tricky opener. The world will be wanting to wank off to the Wrexham story. Yeeuch. Will be lucky to win this I think unless we actually start recruiting some decent players and offloading some tripe. (Still not convinced the manager is the right choice, just so you know - just a hunch about experience, lack of)

Probably because he didn't ruin Brentford but got lucky with his recruitment of Thomas Frank and then lived off that with us across a series of 'clever-clever 'I'm so ace I am rewiring football' appointments that made us a complete laughing stock and which will take years to unravel. Can't quite believe he's still with us.

Cracking transfer window that. We are going to smash the league.

Quite a sensible insurance policy if you ask me. As it may turn out.

Oh dear. Not that again. Can we do some shots and goals next season? Bit bored of the endless passing

Good luck Russ. Great job with major upsides. Please sign McCarthy.

Set to be appointed at Rangers, says Talksport. Will do well there. Big job for him. Which way now for Leicester?

Because they will pretend they unearthed him, as they did Gareth Bale

Well that is true. I suppose for me Arsenal aren't too bad (?) but Chelsea are pretty loathsome (and crooked), Liverpool over-sentimental divs who are up in arms when Real Madrid do what they did to us (broadly) over Van Dyke and countless others, and Man City just corrupt Lawyer-funders, fending off 100,000 court cases. Spurs are laughable and deluded, indignant about their supposed golden era that never was, and with only one song. Ours. So yes.

Please not Spurs. Few rumours flying around. Anywhere but there. Hope he stays!

Perraud comes on for Betis and they concede 4. Sounds familiar.

Quite possibly the best post on this forum ever