DT

I have an idea. Let's pay what they want.

Actually green screen has submitted a transfer request. His 'head is already at the BBC'

He's good. And a lot better than a non-playing headbutter

Should break the bank to get him. Crucial position, good player

I fear Morgan might be 'injured' a lot for us

Despite him sounding like someone from the CIA, that does make me feel a little bit better. But then I have just watched an episode of Homeland...

Good. We deffo need both

And might even help the Jay

Ings would be good. And a Saints fan, which will be important

Hope you know this as fact. I don't want to see our farcical sub keeper(s) again

We won't get any of the Man U crew. Be serious.

Perhaps it was two thirds of a signing

Or being a 'traveller' occupying a local park.

It's also like the housing market in that we have a major deficit in terms of numbers alone...

Come on Vlaar. Sign. You'll cut it down to 4-0 against Liverpool

Hoorah

Koeman to come out of retirement at DM

Kelvin Davis to retrain as a centre half. Breaking news

As would my gran

Welcome to Tuesday. The day we don't sign a centre back again.

Agreed. We have zillions. Who cares?

It's got to the point where I don't care what we pay for players, just that we get them in, especially at CB

He might be better though... Or just a fans-appeasing panic buy

Have always thought Wanyama would be off. Surprised not so far

He's certainly unplayable...