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steal them from the pub. they expect breakages and get them FOC's from the brewery's anyways. cake.

i've had my bike for years now and always called the can the can! little did i know everybody has been laughing and mocking me behind my back *glumfacesmileything* i think i'll just gas it up in future and tootle off down the freeway

funniest post of the year award contender!

tub girl

plus wun

i phoned in sick this morning, my boss asked me "How sick are you"... i told him i was in bed with my sister has Delgado signed for us yet?

my niece my boss 5 people where my wife works benjii

"I've got cheese"

Right result. Altho I'm not a fan of Harrisons he deserved to win the final, not for his display, that was very lacklustre he almost seemed bored, but for mateys blatant nut on him!! How the ref missed that i've no idea.

here hear

i cant get ITV on my telly too neither

will be my first away trip of the season, and as has already been requested any boozer suggestions would be a billy bonus....

I'd be delighted to have a fit and firing Simon Jones in our squad next season. OF course the key word here is fit. Whether he can ever reach his form of 2004/2005 is open for question. Kabir Ali would be an extremely welcome member of the squad, nay the team, too. Carberry would be in my top 3 players this season, Lumb for his one day form. Rightly acknowldged by England naming him in the 30 man squad (and blimey, England have found a bit of form!) But as mentioned on more than one post, Adams for player of the season for me

got all he deserved. in fact, he got off lightly. what a prize plick, cleaning a chain in motion? Darwin award contender in the making

one of the most over rated in history I'd say. somebody said good shotstopper? isnt that his job tho!??!

Extras (0b 3lb 6w 14nb) 23 its a four day game. 6 wides???!!! 14 no balls??!! WTF is going on?!

thought we needed 4 points? by my rubbish calculations if we are bowled out for less than 350, they score 550 for 0, we then get bowled out for less than 199, then we'd lose the game. leaving us with 3 only.... and sussex win. ok...its unlikely...

could have skittled them out for 17 runs less if we'd not given Ervine 2 overs

great day, she hight cricket. thought the roads access etc were good, but i only live 3 miles from the ground so was home 20 mins after i left, dunno what the park and rides were like, hopefully the rose bowl will get a good report....

is it me? am i just a trusting soul? or did anybody else (on september 11) witness 2 hijacked planes hit the twin towers which subsequently collapsed, see the evidence of another plane crash into the Pentagon and the debris of another in a field in Pensylvania, and believe it all happened in a terrorist attack and not believe in some cack and bull story involving cover ups and conspiracies?

you buy ready made toast? surely to allah you put bread in and were waiting for it to brown? i understand your memories of the event are tarnished, im thinking thats down to shock and the brain intentionally keeping important pieces of information from you, its a defence mechanism. i was at work and heard it on the radio, tried logging on to sky or bbc or ananova or cnn but they were all jammed. i got updates, bizzarely, from theuglyinside! um pahars used to work at Meridian and he obviously had the live feeds on the screens and he was keeping us updated, pretty much minute by minute. couldnt wait to get home to see it all happen. very morbid i know, but it was such a momentous day in history i had to watch every news programme on every channel for days and weeks after. last nights documentary was incredible, getting the first hand experiences and instant reactions was awful/fascinating/upsetting. great programme, well made

i made the stupid decision to eat one on saturday, not had one for a donkeys age, it was pretty much as jill described. horrid.

and 21. very good. winner winner chicken dinner 8.53/10

Got to disagree Chris im afraid. WSOP or WPT outshines poker million by a mile, Jesse May's commentary gets on my goat, especially when he starts laughing. Well, its neither a laugh nor a giggle, its more a low rubbish chuckle. Mike Sexton is the bomb!