Ponty

Perhaps he'd walk right up to you and eject you himself. Perhaps if he wasn't hamstrung by being sat the other end of the telecommunications network (therefore relying on a few moderators to act on his behalf) he'd just stroll over and carefully and considerately tell you directly to your face that you're acting like a racist tw**. Perhaps he wouldn't. Perhaps he would tell the landlord. You cannot compare the two situations though. Pancake has tried to remind everyone the rules on posting racist remarks, and he's given some huge benefits of the doubt here on this thread. Don't f*** me off by perpetuating the disgusting diatribe because I'll happily go back through it and start ignoring the "benefit of the doubt" factor.

I've got some tickets you can have at double face value.

Oh hell, I have to agree with Jill. That's lime, never apple, flavour though.

It's not only a fast car but the lap/sector times are brilliantly consistent with their fastest lap almost always being the last before a stop, showing great tyre wear characteristics too. It's possible that they're running underweight (it is with anyone) but it would be very foolish to do it with such limited testing time. I think we're going to have to accept that they will dominate like the Williams did in '96.

http://direct.tesco.com/q/R.203-7144.aspx or http://www.dixons.co.uk/martprd/product/seo/024224

Not unbelievable though if you'd been watching the sector times pop up all week. They're looking incredible. You may have noticed my post in the betting forum. The odds have tumbled today, unfortunately. They've already knocked over a second off of the fastest lap at Barcelona last year.

He used to chat away to himself in his own forum.

I saw them in Sheffield, expecting "so so" but they were pretty bloody special. Some bands can do it live and you have to respect that, even if you don't like their particular brand of music. I do, which helps.

It would be much easier to be gleeful, or even care, about their predicament if ours wasn't as bad (worse).

I don't have any problems with an iPod Nano and an iPhone so I wouldn't have thought so. Obviously the Nano doesn't run Apps though.

That's bad. Not Jacko bad, just bad.

At least he has the decency to look vaguely embarrassed of Chris Martin in interviews.

Yeah, shut up.

Not as good as the dog that used to say, "Sausages!"

Cool, can you get me 2 tickets for Metallica at the O2 on the 28th, please? Edit: Scratch that, just got some

General sports forum now Leicestersaint.

I would normally advise against betting on the Formula One World Championship, but Jenson Button's BrawnGP001 is looking very, very fast. Unless they're courting sponsorship they are so far ahead of everyone else, in terms of race simulation pace, that the rather long odds (between 66 and 80 to 1 I've seen today) look very tempting for a small punt on Jensen or Reubens for the drivers' championship. My caveat would be that a lot of teams will never run a low fuel quali simulation in Winter testing and Button may be running without a 30kg KERS unit installed and no replacement ballast, giving around 80kg of unladen advantage. BGP say they're not running light and insist we're seeing true pace. If that's the case, they'll be light years ahead in Melbourne.

I'm saddened that the British public give him the time of day.

Without being picky, isn't that all slightly contradictory? Apologies if someone's already said this btw. I got bored and skipped a lot.

Pointless Newspaper filler. No one can buy anyone anyway.

Not a problem. I don't use Outlook so I couldn't check if anything was appropriate but it looked promising.

Something from here? http://www.markthisdate.com/calendar/Formula_1_Calendar_2009_2255/add-to-calendar.html

Saga needs dropping IF it restores his appetite but it will backfire if he gets in a huff.

I'm not going to argue the semantics of Googling but Diesel is otherwise known as "Heavy Oil" in the automotive and fuel industry. Whether all heavy oils are known as Diesel is another matter altogether.