sotonjoe

I have never been reincarnated, unless past lives have been erased from memory. Ask Um and he'll tell you I'm nineteen numb nuts in disguise ... 'tis all lies.

You've had your willy in PLymouth? Is this her?

Don't come crying when your willy turns green/

He always stuck his hand up first when the Cemetary Road beat was being offered.

she is chav filth of the lowest order

He's not going to say in the media "I shall shy away from the competition and just collect my wages each week" is he? Just because he's experienced enough to say the right things, doesn't mean his speech is a direct route into his psyche. He's saying " the new boys will have to win my plce" but he'll be thinking "cripes I'm old".

If things go to plan, surely Perry will be warming the subs bench with trottman and jahidi on the pitch.

power hungry?

****

yuck

javi keeeeeeled him

Get a grip and don't disrespect the dead. First ethnic minorites and now the dead ... where will it end!

Definitely not funny.

No, I don't agree. As I said, many cars look similar to some degree and there's a reason for that; flying saucers shapes don't make effective cars.

Breaking, and shocking, news. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8249166.stm

Most 'people' can beat the Saints where it matters; we still haven't won a game.

The Maclaren looks like the old one. I've admired that Renault lloks-wise for a while and Bob needs to lay off the valium if he thinks that VXR looks anything like it. To be fair, the majority of hot-hatches conform to the 'Euro-box" design aesthetic so to start claiming one is similar to another is a little picky in my opinion. Honda have probably been the boldest with the Civic, but its ridiculous lack of torque and,more importantly, the shocking CO2 emissions, continue to put me off. I know it's because it's using an 'old' engine but they should have pulled their fingers out and freshened it up if they wanted to be making a real winner. I don't think I could bring myself to buy the French turd though so I'd still be buying the Golf GTI if I was mad enough to waste my money on a new car.

I bet Apple are LITERALLY ****ting themselves at your confession.

Shouldn't stu be selling personal trainer sessions or something?

So it's some cool insider spelling for 'taliban'? Or are they some secret network of sooper terorirsts?

Who are the "taleban". I've heard of the "taliban" but are the "taleban" some new super hard bunch of terrorists that Dell Days and his mates are sorting out for us?

paranoid

I think the club are setting themselves for for a fall tbh; if their level of hype were to be believed, this guy is going to singlehandedly fire us into the play-offs etc. The level of pressure being placed on his shoulders cannot be good for anyone.

Don't go letting history and common sense get in the way of unbridled enthusiasm

The hye surrounding this player which seems to be deliberately emenating from SFC is unbelievable. You'd think he represented The Second Coming. Apparently, he will cause CHAOS!