sotonjoe

It isn't worth ten pounds a year. It's full of trolls and impossible to have a decent discussion complete with the obligatory banter anymore.

This sort of thing shouldn't be played down. We aspire to be a dominant global footballing brand, and yet we're not even dealing with grubby ceilings. The modern aspirational football fan expects to be able to wash her ( because women come to these days) hands after using the toilets, and we will see our already somewhat disappointing attendances dwindle if we are responsible for a norovirus outbreak. Don't think these off the pitch matters don't affect our chances on the pitch! It's fairly safe to assume that a relaxed approach to hygiene would be noticed by our players, and it's not unreasonable to suggest that they would begin struggling to motivate themselves due to the sub-standard surroundings. Nigel needs to get his priorities straight.

If we had prutton on our books, we wouldn't be in our current position.

We will never be competitive in the lottery because we are too cautious tactically.

We need someone with premier league experience. With an expert like Les Reed doing the 'upstairs' bit, we should have brought Le Tiss in as a figure head and a talented young coach like Kevin Keegan in to take training. A team of Saints legends would galvanise the fans more than S****horpe's physio ever could do.

The bigger question is why, as a father of an impressionable child, you insist on breaking the law in this way. Your boy expects more from you, so what are you so afraid of?

We would have developed a lot more if we didn't have a deadweight manager hanging round our necks.

Because he's a fag I guess.

Played well.

Another top performance from our top striker jay rod today.

You sound like one of those kids at primary school who grasses his mates up for everything.

A win's a win but we were disappointing in the 2nd half and only won because Villa couldn't put the ball in the net. We still need to improve if we're to stay up.

She asked whether you have any special skills ... You know, like martial arts and ****.

Greggs

If you're unemployed, you shouldn't be allowed kids. End of.

Won't be back. Out of contract anyway in summer.

Why not send all our first team players out on loan?

Both of them presumably, Dickhead!

He should play more. He's clearly a more complete player than Lambert, and has a good scoring record. Adkins signed Jay to lead the line for years to come and needs to play him soon if he is to avoid losing him.

No. A point is only one more than no points.

Those who think his job is secure are deluded. We're in a poor run of form which has done just enough to delay his sacking. So far.

Can't see his fiancée following him up there!

Beats me. Ramirez = Cortese signing ... Forte = Adkins signing ... and somebody is bed wetting why?

He's a Skate who works out of a Pompey based independent agency. Not a national journo in the traditional sense.

I think we need to be a bit better defensively.