John Boy Saint

Probably like the 2 ladies stood next to us at Watford when Danny came towards us for the ball "Ooooh that Danny Fox, He IS gorgeous!!". Maybe a few Hull ladies have created a stir with their menfolk by making the same observtion. Was that Punch forgeting what code of football he is playing..............................again

Hope you have it in the Freezer in between top ups to enjoy it at its best. Oooo Reading 1-1

Thought they lived under bridges getting the hump with the Billy Goat Gruff family................. Errrr have I just become one?! ....................... Or just a very silly boy?!!

Certainly long enough to be considered an Expat................ Still Ampshoire mind!

The Mystical East = Bitterne! Although born up the General, I do have a bit of a complex that I might find 3 sixes one day as they knocked down the Maternity hospital where the grand event took place and made it a car park!

Huckleby is the one that still sticks in my head from Merson from years ago............ All match he tried to say Huckerby and for nearly 2 hours he crashed and burned every time.

Oooh-errr better rename myself Northern JBS as I reside just outside Basingstoke, or does being born in Southampton give me absolution?

We always use to park at Crosshouse Quay I think it's called, past SMS down to the Chapel Arms turn left at the roundabout and just before you go under the Itchen Bridge turn left. Normally spaces just after 1pm and a short walk. We always went there when my kids were little. For a little queuing after the game you can go over the Itchen bridge (50p) and out to the M27 via Woolston fairly easily.

Whenever I look at the face of disappointed goal keeper on TV, I can't help saying it had to come past 10 other players before it got to you. So don't carry the weight of the whole team on your shoulders. Rickie does what he is paid to do, close the deal: and he is one of the best in the business. Everyone else has negotiated the ball up the pitch, he just makes sure the signature is on the contract more than most. Kelvin being mobbed by the team at the final whistle, many friends who support other teams said they have never seen that except after a penalty shoot out, showed we are not a one man team.

Call me a cynic but that is a bit of a cheap stunt the Beeb have fallen for from his PR people.

They so look like they came out of a packet, and just out of the Freezer too!!

Getting a Par on the golf course: had to go out to avoid wearing a hole in the carpet thru pacing up and down listening to the game on the radio. My mate I was playing with is Blackpool fan so was itching to know what they were doing, so I relented and fired up the iPhone t'internet. (naughty boy!).

Blimey I thought my hero of the day Phil Boyer had nailed 4. Isn't the record still held by Jimmy Greaves with 5?

My 'Uncle' John turned up at home at 'Auntie' Dots a few times in the early at lunchtime in the '70s after some shop steward had decided they wanted the afternoon off from Southampton Docks? Funny how, despite being a mere Nipper, I recall how piddled off he was when he walked through the door.

2 3 5 2 Large Eggs, definitely not fresh just out of the Chickens Botty 3 Oz PLAIN flour 5 fl oz Skimmed milk or 3 fl oz Skimmed Milk 2 fl oz water Take the Beef out of the oven, to settle. Turn the oven up to 240c. Put your Yorkshire tin in the oven with a little oil in each well. Beat the eggs into the flour adding the Milk Milk/ water along the way, beating all the time. When all the milk eggs and flour is blended smoothly together, take your tin out of the oven and put it on one of the hot plates on top of the cooker and turn the heat up under it. Add the batter mix then put in the oven until fully risen. You don't need to let the mix stand in the fridge either, mix and pour. Not my own recipe but Delia's with an extra egg, works every-time. Using a four hole Yorkshire Pud tin we get some right monsters you can fill with gravy and beef. Aunt Bessie's are pants by comparison. Even in a bun tin if you have done it right you will get some nice Yorkshires.

I will put my neck out and say a Saturday or Tuesday in April. You heard it here first!

Ever since I saw Live and Let Die I always fancied a New Orleans Jazz band, playing OWTS in a really slow sombre way then as the curtains close ramp it up to a cheerful tempo.

Family commitments put the kibosh on this, which is a real shame as Mrs JBS was up for a saucy weekend at the seaside!!

Ooooo He could be a mole............. Just like Agent 'Arry!!!!

Cripes we will be gibbering wrecks by then!!!!!!

I think we played Leeds at just the right time, Warnock is no slouch managing teams in this division, post match today he was almost licking his lips at playing West Ham next weekend. Our destiny is in our own hands, and Nigel seems to be doing his best to keep everyone's feet firmly on the ground.

Not the smartest of moves from a representative of their biggest rivals, but anyone with half a brain, Saints of otherwise, must be scratching their heads at the crassness of even a nomination for any award with any connections to community. Those poor folks who are owed money must be taking that like a slap in the face. Just sums up Footballs attitude to piddling money up the wall at will without any responsibility.

It looks like The Brewery in the City of London, which is no surprise Jordan Sibley said traffic was a bit of a pain. Pretty good venue with a massive main room, been to functions there a couple of times. Well done Rickie richley deserved.

£10 million + Messi!!

It's all the Red Wine and real Ale mate plays havoc with the brain cells......................... So all you nippers for once take a lesson from the old gits: oh reading naughty mags don't worry it's a myth eyesight fine just knackers your hearing.