John Boy Saint

We must be so stinking rich to apply policies that minimise tickets sales rather than encourage them to sell out.

That was a wheeze down the Ice Rink in Bannister Road all those years back, having your own Skates and the ability to Skate had the same pulling power as having a car, being able to Skate well and having a car................. Friday and Saturday nights were pure carnage flaying arms and legs, lots of fair maidens to save as they were about to hit the ice, but your mates were also looking for a chance to make you look a prat by dumping you on the ice in passing. We have one in Basingstoke I often think about dusting the Skates off again as I have never been so fit as I was back then.

We have friends who live in Hull, I couldn't put my finger on what was wrong with them until now.

In the Watford away programme the player profiles for us were very good, to the point of blowing sunshine up most of our players backsides. The one that did make me chuckle was the one for Jos, where they introduced him by saying he has more Airmiles than Phileas Fogg and listed the Europe wide teams he played for before us.

Not only is he a Predator, but he can also do a Diddly Dee on the ball according to Dave.

Shame the bestest fans point scoring has reared it's ugly head again, I would love to go to every game in a season but I have a life beyond Saints and will pick easier trips because I am lazy, plus driving 1000+ miles a week also blunts your desire to drive 400 miles on a Saturday. Anyway my mate acquired 6 tickets first thing this morning for a relatively simple trip to Crystal Palace, best make sure I have the kitchen rebuilt by then!!

Read a thing in my monthly Golf comic this morning about Rory and his implosion at the Masters last year. He said being in front meant he was out last and had a long time to waste and reading the papers and watching TV meant that he would see things about himself which he knew would do him no good. So maybe our offish attitude towards the press is part of the game plan in keeping the players feet on the ground, also the Swiss are very private about their business so this could also be natural operating procedure where the press are concerned. We have seen how the Media gets managers sacked and players sold, so at arms length is not a bad thing.

"Look will you stop badgering me, I have shown you once already and that player of yours scored!" "Ok one more time and this time pay attention, I will pass to Jack, who will head to Jose, who will set up Big Jos for 2-0 simples!!".

go on spoil yourself rotten!!

That is not nice, that has got to hurt like buggery.

Thanks to Solent for the prompt: Dave Merringtons Diddly Dee!!!

What a fantasic night for us! Plus a barmy night at Elland Road to entertain. And Basingstoke Town won v Truro City too

Yahooo!!!

Dont be silly Forest have got enough time to rifle 3 more into the onion bag, not forgetting the amount of added time all those goals will add

Blackstock makes it 3-7 blimey, someone should tell them to behave and play proper football

Oh do shut up Temple!

3-1 Peterborough

Boro 1-1!!!!!!!!!!!

Kelvin most have finished reading his book!

Skates doing us a favour by holding Brum in check (bit of a strange emotion there). Pitch must be bad "Cork playing in a hole!!"

We are listening to the wrong game chaps, Elland Road seems like its all gone a bit mental. Thats what I call getting your monies worth if you are a neutral.

Wurzel back to normal at Leeds Skates peg back Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!

Perhaps not 3-2

Ole Wurzel must be working his "magic".

Will Steeeeve see the rest of half out, on a yellow already.