Miltonaggro

Will be listening to the carnage on Radio Solent today. Not sure what will be worse, the result or Jo Tessem analysing it!

His recent team mate at Montreal has been Saphir Taider, he could be the creative force in midfield we've been crying out for.

When Ralph get's the Spanish Archer on Monday the club will be selling the bottom half of this beautiful portrait for £69.99 to appease the remaining members of the fanbase in the spirit of Ralph'shampton

A comfortable 4-0 to Saints, Adam Armstrong poaching masterclass hat trick and Moi screamer from 30 yards. Armstrong and Moi embraced by Pep at the final whistle and compared to Romario and Johan Cruyff. Dragan on the blower to Thomas Frank by half four telling him to fuck off!

Yes, he had plenty of form with us Milford, absolute helmet.

So we can add 'has an eye for a player' to the attributes in the leaving reference.

In terms of misplaced optimism, Dragan & Co. genuinely surprised us in the summer in terms of overall spend and retention (apart from OR), but agree Frank would be a major surprise given our current situation. That’s the measure of the sorry state of Saints at the moment, bloody Brentford manager too good for us! Given the current radio silence around the moribund Hassenhutl on the back of mistake of keeping him in charge over the summer, you’d hope that the core of SR are currently flat out trying to secure the very best appointment. To do that and not at least speak to Frank given the Ankersen link would be negligent. We will know after Man City tonk us I suppose.

Operation Yew Tree.

I'd rather have Gene Wilder.

A gem of illogical logic!

If they are a genuinely strategic outfit they won't give it a second thought once in process.

I’d go for Benitez on a two / three year deal to bring Selles on, like Don Corleone handing over to Michael.

For me it's Eric Black. Safe pair of hands.

Dogshit Southampton against a team that can’t score!

I’m going to go for unbridled optimism today, 2-0 the Saints, Hassenhutl reprieve for a bit. I can’t stand Everton.

A fresh start. Never say never...

Well remembered, I was actually at that Espanyol game so his friendly brace must have faded from memory. Ralph would have coached that out of him in pre-season.

Quite possibly, Uwe Rösler, if you count East Germany. Seem to remember he was prolific for us.

I lost interest in international football about twenty years ago, so would fucking love this

He's near (post) sighted!

Slow news day so just spoken to a mate who is head of maintenance for Ronald Koeman's golf buggy. Got him to ask Ron if he was going to come back to Saints, and he replied that he now considers himself too big for us, also some incoherent mutterings about asshats and dugouts. Is anyone here on first names terms with Nigel Adkins' optician?

Fucks sake! That’s ruined my evening.

Dragan’s man has negotiated Eastleigh airport on the flight from Geneva and has picked up the package from lost property at Parkway. He will text the word ‘Viennetta’ when the job is complete…

Has anyone seen Ralph walking around Staplewood Campus carrying a cardboard box and flanked by security guards yet?

As every Saints supporter knows it's the taking part that's important, not the winning.