Miltonaggro

Maybe Reed's next masterstroke is to sack Puel and install Black as caretaker manager - think about that for a moment...

I agree with a lot of what you say and feel that he's past it but the barrowboy ego is not made for resignation, and I can't see jellyfish Krueger sacking him.

It would have been jumping before he arrived due to the pubic lice and fleas, mind you don't catch something nasty.

Three losses two draws, 43 points and 14th.

Great acheivement when you think where we were a few seasons ago, Puel right up there with Dave Jones for me...

Failing that he'd certainly be an enthusiastic upgrade for Sammy Saint!

Fifteen years on the proud legacy at Monaco continues ;-)

He's certainly had plenty to do!

Silva, Adkins, Krankie - in that order!

Absolutely, if we want to be a global brand we need to be universally hated, sort it out Gao!

Nor should we in that sense, would be crazy to retain him on that money, watch him disappear now.

Don't they employ grandstand snipers at Notts County? They could have shot all of the inbred apes and argued reasonable force.

We will go from 'everyone's favourite second team' to Triad FC, virtually overnight.

The Chairman he would install would make Cortese look like a Care Bear. I'd give it less than a fortnight before Ralph was found in the bogs at Limewood with a satsuma in his mouth, and Les lost control of his BMW whilst driving over the Itchen Bridge at 3am p*ssed. Bring it on!

Excellent, the Chinese David Sullivan...

Portsmouth - Gary Glitter, Do you wanna be in my gang?!

The highlight of his Saints career was the shiner he gave Rupert - passion along with reactive tactical awareness...

A poor man's Hassan Kachloul thus far ;-)

Selling him was the right thing to do, not replacing him adequately was the wrong thing to do, and Reed deserves to take the flack for that in the post mortem regardless of his excuses.

Indeed, but this looks the full Lambert!

Coco has clearly got some compromising photographs...

Playing Russ Abbott's disco party classic 'Atmosphere' before kick off would be a start. In the past it's always forced me to immediately start shouting...

According to many West Ham fans Fonte is the worst defender they've ever seen, Twitter is a goldmine in this regard. Be interesting if they go down.

Dante's inferno!

What they need is a bounce, Pardew would be a good fit, get them banging...