Miltonaggro

Canary in the coalmine is having a new goalkeeper starting against Boro on January 4th. Loan or permanent. The overpaid cretins have had months to see and sort this.

It would be really, really super if the board could try something left-field and appoint an articulate middle-aged manager without an inferiority complex / narcissistic personality disorder who has played and managed in the English game at a decent level with a degree of relative success / credibility. Allow them to oversee a clear out and rebuild of playing staff without inteferance, and set up formation however they see fucking fit. Maybe try this just the once…

I’ll put up £1000 towards it if the finale is a kamikaze dive which takes out the directors box and our bench!

If it was ever going to get better under Sport Republic Solak would have made decisive strategic decisions in May 2023 after the first relegation debacle. Removing Kraft and Ankersen from the club and appointing proper advisors and staff, most importantly a credible football manager to cull and rebuild the squad. Instead its been a drain circling pattern of negligence, insincere apology, and timid failure. The main architects of this are Solak and Ankerson who act like a pantomime oligarch and his indulged idiot son. It beggars belief that the owner is still listening to this fucking cretin, who was sussed out as a charlatan by the supporters weeks after the takeover by a simple fucking google search. I can’t see any viable route to redemption for Sport Republic from here, last throw of dice was the replacement of Still with a football manager and a surgical January window -we are getting neither!

Birmingham 3 Saints 1 Tonka will play Bazunu and three centre backs as per his negligent mandate from above. He will panic and make inexperienced / rash substitutions of our better players at 60-70 minutes. We will concede at least one more than we score. Greatest era in our history continues apace.

Typical - any chance to tell a bloke he’s crossed a line!

Remarkably, arguably about the same as the serial wanker who appointed him, and the YTS coach he appointed. It’s basically a talent vacuum top to bottom!

We spent £50-£60 million in the summer - in this league. If the squad is weak who is to blame for that?

Tonda’s number 1. Fucking mental!

Against fucking Oxford. What a crock of shite. Mid table obscurity is the sum of Dragan’s flagship investment.

Don’t worry it’s always quid pro quo with quavers wrists.

Festive bestest wishes to the Saints family. We may be dysfunctional but seldom a dull moment. Merry Christmas ya filthy animals!

Hopefully the same sort of impact as Richard Wright from West Ham in 2008. He was terrific for us on loan, and always wished that we’d signed him end of that season. Quality goalkeeper and just the ‘type’ we need now.

I think our inward business will be three loans to help the spine - keeper, centre back, striker. You would also hope Bree comes back into the squad to help out with weakness at full back.

Would imagine that's heavily subsidised. Paid on attendance they'd be be presented with a substantial bill each month for venue and services.

Last three or four games most of his long goal kicks have gone straight into touch to collective sighs from the crowd. Maybe his passing visionary skillset is limited to the 18 yard box or he needs spectacles.

Suggested bronze medal position (fittingly so), for those supporters who like high art, and metallurgy!

Close second:

On reflection, that's it for me as well. Keegan was the first modern superstar, England skipper and holder of the Ballon d'Or when we signed him. It felt incredible at the time, and would be absolutely impossible now.

I heard it was Seamus and Clodagh O'Bazunu of Ballycullen. To be sure...

A little unfair in terms of his range. He sounds like he is from Shanghai, so perhaps wins the worst Chinese commentator as well.

He also had a slightly larger plate at the Admiral Sir Lucius Curtis when it was a Wetherspoons. Like Monte fucking Carlo...

Usually the goal line…

This chancer, by a country mile:

Make Bazunu say ta-ta, what a wonderful phrase Make Bazunu say ta-ta, ain't no passin' craze It means no goalkeeping worries for the rest of your days To hate Pompey, is Tonda's philosophy Make Bazunu say ta-ta...