Miltonaggro

Appears that Everton are nailed on relegated even before a ball is kicked. According to a ‘Football Insider’ exclusive they are about to be deducted 12 million points. Bit harsh to be honest, even for the dugout archaeologists.

In more ways than one 😂

That would be great, Ings as the Chala / Cassells special offer.

Alcaraz likely better suited to the PL than the Championship IMO, possibility Martin might think that too. For Sulemana read Djenepo, historical achievement likely to be that he tops Carillo as our travesty panic buy record signing.

LLSS...

They do, heard through the grapevine that Lallana has his legs waxed and eyebrows plucked there.

Always liked Wood and we've been crying out for a target man since Pelle. Like Pelle Wood is a proper unit.

I would assume Spire Hospital. New hip or Botox.

Absolutely, he’s nailed on for United, it’s written in the runes…

As menbers recently discussed at the awayday, with things starting to move forward on current negotiations remember the CoT motto before posting - LLSS.

Sorry assumed you meant Stephens!

Epping Forest?

Assume she’s leering at an XL Black Forest Gateau! 🧁

Whooooshhhhh!

First Wilcox, now this...

My pal inadvertently found himself on the piss with Terry Hurlock in Albufeira a few weeks ago, and managed to make it back to the UK intact. Reckons Terry is very mellow, pensive and easy going these days - in the photos I've seen the old lion mane is very absent but the psychotic twinkle still there. Quite different from my experience of weekday evening sessions at Simons Wine Bar in the early 90s.

Wilcox might swoop for him in the January window. For old times sake.

Dave Armstrong a shoe in for me, along with Frank Worthington.

Really liked Stuart Armstrong on and off the park, a class act, intelligent footballer and always seemed to add balance when he played, terrific hair as well of course - a bit like Anders Svennson in that respect, but an upgrade. Looks like Fiorentina after the Euros, a well deserved pre-retirement gig and the rare opportunity for a Scotsman to get a bona fide sun tan! All the very best Stu!

If they are asking £20m for a player that’s been on loan since 2019 they are indeed delusional and killing the lad’s career.

Top partnership, very unlucky that England had Moore and Charlton in 66 when they broke through.

Oddbod and Oddbod junior have more positional sense.

Been watching Sunderland 'Til I Die on Netflix last few days (close season football starvation already starting to bite), and found the pitch level match segments and interviews with Ross Stewart in the later episodes really interesting. For a tall somewhat rangy player he seems to have a really good touch and turn of speed, plus determination and some grit in terms of being able to hold off defenders and go one to one with keepers. This appears to be combined with positive modest character (in the interviews). We've not been able to assess these attributes due to the frustrating injury, but if he gets back close to where he was I can see why Martin and Saints would give him a chance at this level before potentially throwing the baby out with the bathwater. Stay fit and I think he'll be on the subs bench as an option come August.

This will be our central defence in 2040:

He was at the Champions League final at Wembley last night disguised as Voldemort. Make of that what you will.