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Very disrespectful that they didn't feature Nathan Jones in their promo, with all due respect.

A template for Rishi Sunak's new conservatory in a few weeks time.

If my son was in a relationship with that I'd probably disown him too, whilst recommending sectioning and a Victoria Cross.

I think that putting a roof on the Chapel end fanzone as per the artist's impression would be a serious error - you wouldn't be able to hear Saints brass, smell the delicious food on offer or take in the vista of the collapsed warehouse (though to be honest that's now got Dragan's dabs all over it).

I think that the principal reason for Lallana's acrimonious departure and pending return is being missed by most posters on here - the council has finally granted planning permission for his floodlit basketball court.

Word!

If it ever happens will likely be along the same lines as Leicester City (our Barr sister stadium) - tier above a side stand to take capacity to 40k.

Good shout.

Just back to Southampton with a headache and current account hammering, what a day chaps, what a day. All hands on deck defence to win that but our team spirit and support was monumental, as stated by a number of my LUFC relatives and friends - I hope Leeds go up next year beating the inbreds home and away. Armstrong, McCarthy, Downes, Stephens, Fraser (the Scottish Mark Dennis yesterday -who knew?) in particular showed the grit we have lacked for a good few years. We are in for a busy summer, but Harwood-Bellis already onboard the Russbus is terrific. What a sojourn that was, winning the play-offs the cherry great for our club and city.

Looking forward to the inbreds being the whipping boys in the championship next season, Rotherham without the glamour:

Right lads, I think we do the business tomorrow and a good season supporting Saints becomes a memorable cracker! Get some sleep make sure the vocal chords are in fine fettle to sing up whilst we put these fucking northern monkeys to the sword. And gentlemen in England now a-bed Shall think themselves accursed they were not here, And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks That fought with us upon Saint Crispin’s day. See you all at Wembley. COYR!

Haven’t they just. Good though Wade, ramp up the pressure - fuck ‘em!

The Met have released this image of the current leader of the Leeds Service Crew so Saints fans can be extra vigilant on Sunday. Hard to spot amongst the 120,000 Leeds contingent (and 20,000,000 floating fans), but advice is not to approach unless wearing earplugs:

Downes, Downes, its fucking Flynn Downes! Downes, Downes, its fucking Flynn Downes! We want all the world to see... Pisses on Leeds and fucking hates Pompey.

Now then, now then, now then…

They know Saints fans will want to frame them afterwards - A4 gold leaf rococo from Matalan!

Another exclusive prediction from the CoT!

Leeds have been making a lot of white noise on social media, and coming up with some absolute bollo since we beat WBA, which means they are rattled. We've done them home and away 5-2 on aggregate and looked comfortable in both matches, and they know it. This is a final, a one off, but we have nothing to fear from their side or their 'famous' support, pressure seems to be on them from pundits, media and bookies - all good, fuck them! Like others have mentioned on this thread our supporter base also seems more circumspect, less mortified at the prospect of losing, and personally next season in the Championship doesn't fill me with dread at all. Greater good, I want Saints in the Prem for the sake of both club and city, but would like us to be competitive and wont be fearing relegation if we're not. For what it's worth I think we'll do it 2-1 or 3-1 on Sunday, a rare and delicious all Saints day at Wembley.

He ignored your mum...

If the 72000 Leeds fans on Sunday decide to give us some stick about Dishi Rishi it will be fun to record the loudest 'Jimmy Savile, he's one of your own' in televisual history.

To be honest, Jack and Ryan probably don't have the eye to ball coordination or positional temperament for Lacrosse. Same old same old.

With the gorilla it’s unfortunately the wrong type of fist pumping 🦍 🍌

It's whether their facial recognition software can decipher really heavy face paint.

Terrific player and the pivot and heartbeat of this side. I fancy us to hang on to the Brentwood colossus if we go up next Sunday. We need to go up!