Ivan Katalinic's 'tache

Redmond would be a good addition but feel the OP may be teasing us rather than providing us with a snippet...

How about singing his name to Hey Jude? Na na na na-na-na-na na-na-na-na Jay Rod!

Really hope the deal's been done but could the pic be of a different deal we've done recently?

If Jay Rod has cost £7 mill to Rory's £4 mill, he should be able to reach Nottarf Krap with his long throw. Great stuff!

Now, if you say it, "Mr Team-news", I'm rather inclined to believe it!

Lol. I've always thought Mrs Merton would make a great football interviewer. Would be a million times more entertaining!

Is it because it hurts his foot to have to kick the ball so far, so often?

Sometimes I wonder if these girls are only after their money...

Know what you mean. Seeing it on the Beeb has given me hope, though. That and his appearance in the West Quay with his fit bird!!!

Twas tongue in cheek although probably could've done with a winky face thing to emphasise that, I'll agree!

Finally some substance to the rumours that he's actually down here!!

Let's hope so...

Saints sign James Chester from Hull, whose nickname is 'Col'?

But our current goalie was assessed as having a better season in the same league last year, by his peers...

Given the pattern of previous enticements of this kind, prepare to be underwhelmed...

How about wingdings? Would keep the commentators on their toes...

Mirror saying Hughton wanting to take Curtis Davies with him to Norwich. Might be one to cross off there.

Give it a week or so & they probably will be...

He's got a knee injury already? Have we not learnt from Delgado?

Ah yes, how could I have overlooked that footballing great?

He's certainly in our: he came, he signed, he never really played XI alongside such greats as Sammy Lee, Kleber Chala, Imants Bleidelis, Marcelo Tejera, Federico Arias and Marcelo Sarmiento. Actually, it would be interesting to finish off that XI, if anyone's got any others to add?

Emphasises the gap between the big 4 or 5 clubs & the rest. We're looking to buy a £7 million forward as a record signing, Chelsea are looking to loan their £7 million signing out to get some games in the Prem. Nonetheless, yes please (& if he wants Courtois to come along too, that would be just fine)!

I tend to agree although the problem for Rodriguez may be whether anyone else will match the fee we've offered. It would then come down to whether Burnley will accept a lower fee for the player to join a club he prefers. Think this one may have a bit to run although once he's back in the country things might pick up.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/4158639/Football-Confidential-Latest-news-in-brief-from-across-English-football.html The Sun linking us to Guthrie today.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/4158639/Football-Confidential-Latest-news-in-brief-from-across-English-football.html The Sun linking us to Guthrie today.