Ivan Katalinic's 'tache

Twas tongue in cheek although probably could've done with a winky face thing to emphasise that, I'll agree!

Finally some substance to the rumours that he's actually down here!!

Let's hope so...

Saints sign James Chester from Hull, whose nickname is 'Col'?

But our current goalie was assessed as having a better season in the same league last year, by his peers...

Given the pattern of previous enticements of this kind, prepare to be underwhelmed...

How about wingdings? Would keep the commentators on their toes...

Mirror saying Hughton wanting to take Curtis Davies with him to Norwich. Might be one to cross off there.

Give it a week or so & they probably will be...

He's got a knee injury already? Have we not learnt from Delgado?

Ah yes, how could I have overlooked that footballing great?

He's certainly in our: he came, he signed, he never really played XI alongside such greats as Sammy Lee, Kleber Chala, Imants Bleidelis, Marcelo Tejera, Federico Arias and Marcelo Sarmiento. Actually, it would be interesting to finish off that XI, if anyone's got any others to add?

Emphasises the gap between the big 4 or 5 clubs & the rest. We're looking to buy a £7 million forward as a record signing, Chelsea are looking to loan their £7 million signing out to get some games in the Prem. Nonetheless, yes please (& if he wants Courtois to come along too, that would be just fine)!

I tend to agree although the problem for Rodriguez may be whether anyone else will match the fee we've offered. It would then come down to whether Burnley will accept a lower fee for the player to join a club he prefers. Think this one may have a bit to run although once he's back in the country things might pick up.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/4158639/Football-Confidential-Latest-news-in-brief-from-across-English-football.html The Sun linking us to Guthrie today.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/4158639/Football-Confidential-Latest-news-in-brief-from-across-English-football.html The Sun linking us to Guthrie today.

If the fee puts everyone off, maybe he could chat to Kenwyne about what to do if you want to leave but your club won't sell...?

Nicko saying reason tonight was critical is because we only have til midnight to talk to him exclusively...

@RealAgentSouth saying we're interested in Ben Foster, with QPR. Prob BS but would be a great signing.

Nicko says a decision by Friday & @RealAgentSouth reiterates he's in the building. Flown him back before others can get involved maybe?

Yeah! It's PM time. Could I have one too, please?

Find out for sure now if @RealAgentSouth is the real deal as he's made it quite clear that Jay Rod is at SMS now.

Maybe continuing to play in claret & blue would make Jay Rod happier as it would remind him of Burnley?

Maybe Twitter is the source of the latest info?

Is that mentally inside the building in an Adkins way (i.e. still on hols but has decided on joining us) or physically in that he's flown home early to sign and will book an extra holiday with all the signing on fee wedge he's about to receive...?