Ivan Katalinic's 'tache

If we win this I'll put my nuts in a crocodiles mouth and shut "dinner"!

Give Rupert a lift on your way out, Jan.

Bit late for that...

I think it could be: Davis James Cork Perry Skacel BWP Euell Surman Holmes Lallana DMG Forecast, Pearce, Wotton, Gasmi, Robertson

Perhaps JP should bol lock the players regardless before each half and we might actually get a decent performance for the full 90 mins.

David Lee, David McGoaldrought (when he's not performing his magic in the centre), Mark Walters - so much choice! Terry Paine it is (with Danny Wallace a close 2nd).

I like the guy's attitude but it's his unwillingness to vary things that's costing us. I can understand him having to work within serious constraints but the need to play our system even when the situation requires more attackers is baffling.

...for the price of a first team ticket.

We continue to play a distinctly untalented, overrated guy upfront irrespective of his performances too!

Another depressing Saturday evening. Quite frankly, I don't care what JP tries to say about the performance; the evidence is there that this system just isn't working for us. What's more important - your principles in playing a system or trying to stay in this division by playing as a solid unit in way that does not completely suit your ideals. As far as I can see, Man U & Arsenal can play good, fluid passing football in a 4-4-2 system so why can't we try to emulate that? Neil Warnock admitted earlier this week that his chosen formation at Palace was failing so he re-evaluated and adapted his team in a way he hoped would suit his players. And it worked. Could that happen here? Probably not - I'm not convinced JP has a plan B up his sleeve as this would expose the total football experiment as a failure.

Good work Rudi! You couldn't point McG in the direction of the goal now, could you?

"Good job ladsh, no goals conceded in 35 minutes..."

To be honest, I think the lack of points will do for us long before the goal difference...

Welcome Dean. Feel free to start by pointing out to JP that DMG is rubbish.

Doncaster Belles used to be successful, didn't they?!?!

Lloyd James?

What happened to the success we are beginning to enjoy?! Ah; I know what happened. Complacency against those plucky triers from South East London! In reality this was a cunning plan from Rupey to hold onto our best players. Play badly on national television against another team with 'talented' youngsters and maybe everyone will want to buy their players. Then, in February, watch us go [down]. Utter genius.

Someone did get hammered. Us.

Please stop insulting turds. He's much worse than that.

Might be a blessing in disguise given tonight's abject display...

"Sometimes I think its a yardstick of how successful we are because it means that another club wants one of our players or wishes to dampen the success we are beginning to enjoy." Quote R. Lowe in part 3 of his [tedious] interview. Eh? Did I miss something about our revolutionary new approach and how well we're doing? Obviously we are aiming for the places just above the relegation spots and succeeding joyously and the first half performance tonight (and all Sky performances) are indicative of just how well it's going. Encore, maestro, encore! Here's hoping our boys (based on actual age rather than familiarity) will cap a stunning comeback with a win and my half-time despondency will be dispelled but I doubt it...

In my lifetime, Golac easily. I'll never forget that screamer he scored against the Baggies!

Home to Notts Co. or Kettering

Mark Wright & Dave Watson deffo. With Scott 'own goal a game' Marshall a close third.