Ivan Katalinic's 'tache

Rupert Lowe in the stocks at half-time. £5 a rotten tomato, £10 a rock.

This part can't be true, surely? If it is, then it doesn't matter whether Lowe throws his toys out of the pram at Barclays, this whole episode could have been avoidable.

Whatever happened to these two delightful chaps, who, in my eyes, have a certain culpability (alongside Rupert & "Go" Wilde) for our current predicament.

Yes. It will cost them £40million for the privilege.

Can you imagine the next derby afterwards though? "You only survived cos of us, you only survived cos of u-u-usss!!"

Beat me to it!

"I wonder when they'll want me to pose for my statue..."

"I didn't do it, it was like that when I found it..."

"Job well done. Now, who I else can I help..."

Need them out NOW! They've had almost 3 hours and, so far, they've failed to secure a buyer for the club.

Would be great news to hear! Preferably to "Nothing to do with Lowe and Wilde plus we've got pots of ready cash Holdings Ltd"

Electric blankets. They're both suckers for electric blankets.

Does this mean you know more?

I feel sick.

Will probably be something designed to raise our hopes and then crush them, i.e. "Rupert steps down (more to follow)..." 2 hours later, after this site hits fever pitch, there will be a picture of Rupert getting off the team bus or walking down some stairs.

Damn! Gonna need to score at least twice, up at the City Ground, on the last day of the season, because he's bound to score against us!

Not great news, especially when you consider Forest are out there trying to strengthen. It'd be particularly galling to see Blackstock go there, when it would have been good to have seen him come back here, if we had the readies. The news from Wotte also completely spoils tomorrow, when I'd have been logging onto the internet every 5 minutes to see which global superstar(s) we'd been able to recruit!!!

Even if we go down?

True, but I'm just not sure that a company in administration is allowed to take on or re-hire out of contract staff. Anyone know for sure?

I've a feeling that he probably realises that our finances are so dire that, if we did go down, we'd probably have to go into administration and, if that happened, there wouldn't be any contract renewals (as I'm pretty sure his managerial deal only runs until the end of the season?).

A man called Westwood probably.

Er, not suggesting as good. Just think it was an 'interesting' comparison! Hth too.

It's MW who says there are "similarities". I suggest you read more carefully.

http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/saints/news/4214327.Saints__Wright_Phillips_should_learn_from_Liverpool_ace_Torres/ First we were told Lee Holmes could be the next Arjen Robben. Now there are "similarities" between BWP and Torres! Who else can we compare to a current world great?

It seems our immediate rivals are continuing to loan players to aid their survival as Alan Lee has gone to Norwich (from Palace) and Iain Turner has gone to Forest (from Everton). Surely there must be a few pennies left in the pot, especially with Bart & Fish out on loan, to get someone to help us out?