Ivan Katalinic's 'tache

To all involved in the takeover: please hurry up and make an announcement that the takeover has gone through. I'm at work and I wish to glory in the fact that we're no longer skint before the weekend and you're not giving me much glorying time. Thank you.

http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/saints/news/4447995.Wotte_denies_Egypt_move/ Then again, maybe he's not yet gone...

My sentiments exactly

Maybe we owe so much money to HMRC, they had to send the Governor of the Bank of England round to collect it?!?!

Dear Kev, You walked away from us once; please do not let us down again. The mere mention that you might be on your way has allowed our hopes and expectations to rise. Following the reigns of King Rupert, let me tell you we are not used to this! Now take the job; there's a good chap. IKT

Just cos they've not even finished 2nd in the last 25 years like wot we have.

Gordon Brown has told the BofE to find a place to stow away his expenses money until the storm blows over. Fortunately, Merv King knew of this desperate soccer club in Southampton who were in need of a few quid and, hey presto, we have our new owner, until the heat is off. NB - this might not be true.

Dowie? Tisdale? Strachan? George Lawrence? Give us another clue man. Oh, and thanks for p*ssing on our parade (if you're right!).

As long as they are a proper football manager, they will have my unstinting support - Keegan (would be fantastic), Ince, Dowie, Tisdale whoever it is. If the new owner is going to fund them properly, then to make up the 10 point deficit, we're going to need to be 100% behind the team and back the manager accordingly. That said, given Saints record of c*cking up on a grand scale, I am preparing to see our new manager, Clive Woodward, sitting next to Tiss at the announcement tomorrow, with news that Rupert has found a few loose mill down the back of his sofa to fund it all...

One was a nice leather one with reclining seats and the other a floral print sofa with wood trim. I assume you mean suits?

Keegan announced as Manager: 10.30am 19th June Press conference to confirm: 2.00pm 22nd June OS run story confirming the appointment: 9.46pm 23rd May 2010

Is this your guess or has it come from your family member who speaks to MLT? If it's the latter, I'm preparing myself to be gutted!

Please let this be true and not another Paul Allen-esque false dawn. Hopefully our new owner(s) will actually be capable of delivering on their targets (if the Keegan rumour is true) and merely add to the (seemingly) never-ending list of disappointments in recent years.

Ruddock's headbutt vs Notts Co. 1991/92. Best header he ever won!

Telepathy. It'll be done/has been done by telepathy. Unfortunately, I'm not telepathic so I know nothing.

I think Ince would be a good choice, definitely. For one with his determination to be ousted in the way he was at Blackburn, he must be champing at the bit for a new opportunity. It's interesting the comments he recently made too; hopefully, if it is him, he will be given a bit to spend and I imagine he must know Matt from Matt's all too short spell with England, so you never know! That said, I expect to see Dowie crowned as our new boss, if the Pinnacle thing goes through.

Count Dracula?

Home to Oldham

They probably wouldn't take the 10 points off such a big club stating it was because the owners, and not the club, who were in administration. Oh...

Dear Mr Davies. Please ignore any of the derogatory comments about Dave "better than Le Tiss" McGoldrick on this thread and on the forum in general. He's absolutely fantastic and just the man to fire you to the Prem. I can't believe how much of a steal you're getting for the measly £1million you're offering us. By the way, we take cash, cheques, direct debit, PayPal, banker's draft, postal orders, stamps and/or premium bonds. Don't hang around, you wouldn't want to miss out.

We are Southampton Football Club, no need for any alterations thank you! And there's no way we'll ever be United...

My cynical mind wonders whether Pinnacle's client (& our future benefactor) sees this as £400k of the £500k downpayment recouped!

http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=12442 I started a similar thread in April. Looking back, it's a prediction which is (now!) likely to come true.

Maybe we pinched his buyer. I hope so now.

Can't be talking about us. Don't recall our CLUB going into administration...