Ivan Katalinic's 'tache

Sick at missing out on a signing on fee and higher wages if we block a move?

Twitter noise Big Vic has unfollowed official Saints account. No idea if he was even following it in the first place! How Berahino-esque, if true. Is this the footballer insult of choice toward their club now?

Just to clarify - are these Puncheon-like humorous sh1ts Wanyama has or Chambers-like 'he's off" sh1ts?

It was a typo. Someone will be singing today.

Dante?

The report I read says we've been in contact since June so I'm sure we know what they will accept. Hopefully we are happy to pay it or can successfully negotiate a fee we're both happy with. Sounds the perfect acquisition if the Celts forum is believed.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/southampton-win-transfer-race-virgil-6302463 On the main Mirror site now too...

Can only think he doesn't like his new chant. Is it to late to trial a new one tomorrow so he's convinced to stay?

Twitter noise we are signing Vlaar on a 2 year deal. Probably junk but who knows???

Bloody hell. On holiday and WTF? Man Utd after Mane, still no new CB on board, Pelle possibly surplus to requirements and Gaston actually fit. With Pelle so central to our forward play, why would we move him on?

A nicely timed leak from Saints to hurry along the deal for VVD maybe? A 'wel'll go elsewhere manoeuvre' to push Celtic along (although in reality they don't want him to leave)? I wonder whether he could actually be a better option than VVD anyway.

http://gianlucadimarzio.com/en/eng/maksimovic-potential-arrival-at-napoli-could-send-koulibaly-to-southampton/ Koulibaly back as a target? Would add the physical strength lacked at the back on Saturday, if nothing else.

If Fonte goes to Villa maybe we are after both Koulibaly & Van Dijk?

Virgil too much Dijk?

"He wants to be in that Lycra, when Le Tiss goes waltzing in..."

Romeu, Romeu, wherefore art thou Romeu?

Weren't we linked with Jedinak couple of days ago? Edit: Beaten for pace by S-Clarke...

How dare you, Sir! What about the legend that is Guly do Prado???

Sounds a cracking player. Hope there's some truth in it. The spine of the defensive side of our team would look immense with him and Fonte at the back & Big Vic sat in front of them! Sounds like he's been watched for a while too if you believe this tweet from journalist Gary Niblock back on 7th Dec 2012...

Thought Barry was our record signing for a while at £700k taking the title from Dave Armstrong at £600k, a few years before. Has anyone mentioned Alan McLoughlin was our first million pound signing though?

Hull are trying to do to us what we do to Liverpool. Having said that, if that's the price and Koeman wants him, so be it.

Alan Nixon speculating Wolves are after Sam Gallagher on loan. Might explain his absence from the Holland trip.

So no news on Gaston then? Is he actually injured or have him and Gardos gone AWOL on the continent??

Delia must have been on the sauce again when she picked that. F**k me.

Maybe she's been asked to remove the post until details have officially been announced? I seem to recall Clyne pre-empting his move to us, by changing his Twitter status to Southampton FC or Saints, before it was officially confirmed which caused a bit of a stir.