Weston Super Saint

Lol. Sounds like a plan Putin would put together. Don't like the opposition or what they say, poison the fuckers or throw them out of a window.

Who just, by chance and definitely not by coincidence, has his good patches in January and August every year and sometimes for a week or two in May.

We even over pay the coaches FFS. SR out!

Royal Mail. Has become a complete joke of a company. The last couple of months we've received letters for nearly all our neighbours even though the address is clear. It seems that delivering to a random address on the street is good enough and we'll sort the rest for them!

No reason for them to rush into a new job whilst their contract is still paying out!

I imagine she has lip fillers, cheek fillers and a massive arse. Rule 1?

Although one did have a fair bit of gold he couldn't account for - apparently it was a "present".

There were definitely no crooks involved.

3 wise men hinted at the exact same thing...

Nonsense! We're the richest club in the world - calling Manji to the thread to explain.

But if they want James Bree for £25m I don't think we'll argue

Send in the EU army...

And do you drive a vauxhall frontera?

Is he good in goal? Does he have his own gloves?

It's a very good shout, I always feel more confident when he isn't using his crisp packet hands.

That's the big quandry. Yes, we all want our team to play in the top division and our players want to do that. But going up and playing as we did the last couple of seasons isn't something any of us will look forward to. Maybe there's a world where we can go up, be (reasonably) competitive, but look like we have a hope in hell's chance of winning games?

Oh good. A piece from "Maktoob". Commonly referred to as a rabid Islamist website with a long history of peddling disinformation - aka "making shit up". Little wonder you've been attracted to it.

He was previously given the all-clear after heart surgery.

Once upon a time maybe. Maybe his meltdown is because he stayed too long. Had he had a stint at Liverpool he would be more grounded and not a total loon now?

What size house do you live in if your bills should have been £7500?

You can't get injured if you don't play! So far this season he has played 396 minutes out of 1980 (not including injury time etc) which is 20% of the available game time. He's played one 90 minute game and his second longest game has been 77 minutes. Although I'm sure that's just West Ham protecting their asset

It seems the most logical thing to do. If people can't afford their bills, the best thing to do is make them even bigger, surely? Still, as long as the shareholders are happy. https://www.bbc.com/news/business-67725424.amp

I'm sure there's an X? stat for it, but if you have 30 interactions during a game and screw up 5 of them, you will be more effective than someone who has 10 interactions and screws up 3 of them. In most teams (that don't insist on passing the ball backwards constantly) the keeper has less interactions than outfield players, who are generally under more pressure on the ball.

I assume they've sent them to you for George? If so, top trolling from the Geordie contingent of your family Maybe you can convince George that in Newcastle they don't get colour TV yet, to everything looks black and white, even the Saints shirts?

Every little helps?