Weston Super Saint

Hopefully there will be a new favourite moment at the 2023 TdF when he takes sole possession of the record....

Well, apart from Rolf and Jimmy and Gary. https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/tv/reason-phillip-schofields-younger-ex-27029980 It doesn't need a rocket scientist to figure out that something 'could' have happened when the child was under age - whether it did or not or whether anyone has any actual 'proof' is unknown, unless the person in question makes a complaint.

The point is, we don't know yet. As has been demonstrated, Pip wasn't keen to walk away from his multi million pound contract. I'm sure people were asking what Rolf and Jimmy had done that was illegal before the details came out. Time will tell - or Pip will make more money from a book detailing how he was cancelled for lying about a relationship that was ill advised rather than illegal....

Does this mean we'll be looking at the league table this year?

That's how it started with Rolf and Jimmy.

Way off target? You confused £19m with £four hundred fucking million! That's not way off, that's Che Adams territory. It would be more astonishing if people didn't take the piss out of your maths.

Time of our lives

Meh. Chickenfeed compared to last week.

Welcome to the club

I hope they outline how many millions they will be putting in to the club this week - avoids all the rumours and speculation.

No guarantees we won't do exactly that....

Not yet. Still waiting for @manji to provide the relevant links as he mentioned it the other day. As soon as I have it, I'll let you know ...

Ridiculous. Why would he invest £400m in to the club in the last month?

The amount we make, I suspect they probably are.

??? This one?

Is it payday again? Never had so much money.

Source? The reports I've seen say £15m and another £4m = £19m doesn't it?

I think there's a 'box room' with a very sturdy door and tiny 'slotted' view that's recently become available.

The Post Office https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-65730464

Doesn't look like it (finally). https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cycling/65718748

Second vote for big Joe for me. Only 3 more to bump him to third..

Cow

Finally, the rivers of shit are sorted. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-65626241 Well, they've made an apology, so that's a good start isn't it? I'm guessing Ruth is Welsh judging by the last line of the statement! What's that you say, it's a pretty hollow apology as they're only promising to cut spills by 35% in the next SEVEN years!

Absolutely zero guarantee of this! Currently the bookies favourite apparently.

Nathan Tella surely?