Weston Super Saint

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Just a fortnight now.

"One cow a year" would need to cover 12 x £75 = £900...

Does that mean more can be given out? Will Lettuce Liz get the nod?

Morning Russ. Hope you slept well.

The Saints crest is only 45cm tall!

But if someone can afford £6k for something then false equivalence something something something, bloody tories.

It's on his list, just as soon as we've mastered short passes for no gains.

Nope. They would at least have possession when it's their turn to start the match. Likely just the one we'd concede though.

Did you stop and consider it might not be you he was referring to?

It's Martin's fault for insisting that we continue with suicide football even though our back four are thick as bricks. Unless of course he doesn't know that?

Sure. The same club that allows us to fuck about with the ball in our own penalty area is definitely going to be concerned by that.

Sadly, I'm used to it. Don't believe in it, but certainly used to us doing the same thing week in, week out like nutters.

Right here, right now, I don't believe in Plan A!

In their scripted post signing media clips?

Let's not get too carried away! We do't know what season 3 is going to deliver yet!

Nice to see his media training has paid off.

It also means that the 'new guys' won't have had enough time to learn 'the system', which, right now, looks like a fucking good thing!

I reckon Nathan in a Russell v Nathan match up. Fittest bloke in Europe is definitely coming out on top. When will tickets be on sale?

Absolutely dominant form. Nice one.

One ticket needed for Wembley. Willing to swap one doctor's appointment for it.

Not ridiculous for Ivan. Apparently he's had to buy another two wheelbarrows to cope with the monthly cash flow.

I'm sure they'll be b-anning smoking in the HoC before they consider anywhere else though, won't they?

What about the 'Utah Saints, U, U, U, Utah Saints'?

There's nothing standard about a footballer commuting "home" for the weekend - a time when, traditionally, they are busy...