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Britney Spears Can join Larin's DUI support group too.

I'm sure the F.A.B. would want to ensure they remain close to their fellow fans, and not be seen as too close to the club. Besides, they have their own transport...

LISTER: Look, Rimmer, death isn't the handicap it used to be in the olden days. It doesn't screw your career up like it used to. RIMMER: That's what they say, Lister. But if you had two people coming for a job, and one of them was dead, which one would you pick? LISTER: It depends which is better qualified.

Doze

Ummm... Legionnaires: Why did you have to join the Legion? H&W: I await the end of a terrible persecution! I await The Fall Of Trousers! Legionnaires: You'll be wanting the Follow That Camel set. This is Beau Geste. H&W: Beau Jest? Legionnaires: Just 10 minutes over there...

Meanwhile at Spurs... "Well, Poch left Espanyol, when it wasn't going well, and had a Southampton connection..."

When I posted about Epstein hiding evidence in Iran, I was kidding. Who knew I had my finger on the pulse of the conspirasphere? I do think my tin foil hat is cool though.

Good news! It's a Virgin pension, after Branson cut a deal. 🙂

After tirelessly running Liverpool into the ground, so his team mates could finish them off. No, I didn't see the game. Why do you ask? 🙂

Uptick in Wolves form = The Armstrong effect. 🙂

Happy

Are you stalking him behind a bush? 🙂

Trump and his "defence" industry's dream read...

The butterfly effect of imminent attack.

Tomorrow's headline will inform you how Donald won the Vietnam war. He didn't dodge the draft. He just couldn't be in the same theatre of conflict as his future self because of the physics of his new time travel tech.

Pleased for him. It was a dreadful footballing time for him here, and I'm sure he's trying to forget every second of it.

I wonder what reason will be given for the upcoming regime change in Spain. 🙂

If only Branfoot had made a sub five minutes earlier, taking MLT off.

I sadly did this last week. It wasn't busy, but I just didn't see him. He seemed very hurt by it. I was mortified. I join the foreign legion next week.

It's time to stop letting the markets shape what's right! #trustintruss

Oh c'mon. If you're going to give a chance for posters to pick your user name, if you were living up to it... 🙂

I remember your post from then saying Tucker Carlson had just talked you out of starting a middle east conflict. 🙂

Club

"Dearest Ghislaine. I passed all our secrets to Iran's Supreme Leader today, where they will be safe."

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