Holmes_and_Watson

The dizzy heights of Championship midtable, that they'd be quite far off without those players. 🙂

All made Norwich a more entertaining and creatively effective side. They sound like things we coyld try out. 🙂

Good to see some of our players get promoted to the big club in the SR stable. - R Ankerson

Fraser facing those pre season tests...

I'm a little concerned that they could use footwear to reach this vital criteria. The last thing we want is having a Messi sneaking into our side, having worn platform shoes for that test.

All good points Gio. You outline the many, many variables involved. It's not as crystal clear as it can seem.

You weren't having a nightmare. There's a few stories out there of him believed to be high up on our list.

Points

I guess wanting to beat Portsmouth is being balanced out by wanting to fit in with all our other managers, by losing the game. 🙂

Declan Glass joins Saints from Cove Rangers, as the first of their transparent signings. At 5' 9" there were rumblings that some feared would shatter the deal. 🙂

Darn Deep State. They've got to him, just like they got to Truss. Can their machinations ever be stopped?

Is SOG the best for this? I know there's the years of personal experience tackling crime. But he might show too much leniency to ex-bosses making comments about expressing milk.

It has to go a long way for us to get a PL ready side. Replacing the whole spine of the team with PL capable players would cost a significant amount. So, like last summer, SR will be limited in what they can spend on individuals. As I said, something Dyche is used to. Not to mention SR want to maximise their profit, and that also limits potential individual outlay. Again (I won't say for the second time, as you can't count that high) as I said, that's something Dyche will be used to. Then there are the PSR rules which will impose limits, and a second relegation. Both of which will reduce available funds. As I said, Dyche is used to working with little budget. So, he'd be fine with what SR will have available. Back under your bridge, troll.

That would be an immediate issue. SR couldn't replace what we had of one. They'd have to listen to Dyche to get it fixed. Dyche is pretty used to having little budget, so at least that won't be a huge issue.

Sorry, I couldn't resist. It gives me an excuse to say your "scissors of Damocles" post still makes me smile.

Where did you hear Robbie Williams live? 🙂

A like wasn't enough there. Looking forward to reading your summary. Thanks.

Thanks for sharing. Not seen it yet. But I imagine, that despite how it worked out that I'll be agreeing with some factors, if the interview focuses on us. It looks long enough to get hopefully lots of detail.

RM with a lot of time on his hands.

Devoid

If we were coming into the Championship from the other direction with the records at that level of Armstrong, Archer, Brereton, TP and Stewart you'd think things were great. And yet... 🙂

Definitely. But as he'd get injured in the warm up, it won't make much difference.

You could consider retiring near one. Pending MLG approval of course. And no sneaky unretiring, obviously. 🙂

It's saying "New Nivea Water. More moisturising than the best nature can provide! Why not talk to our salesman about it, and coaching opportunities?"

Somewhere in the misty lands of SaintsWeb, a troll peered out from beneath a bridge. Embarrassed from recent outcomes, he spied another innocent, off hand comment crossing above. This time it would be different! Checking around for those pesky petards that always hoist him, the troll leapt out! When you have a minute MLG, perhaps you could update the wiki page for us for that year. Players retired John Beresford -Retired due to a cruciate ligament injury, later played for several non-league clubs. David Hughes - Retired due to a knee injury, later worked as a coach and manager. David Howells -Retired due to a knee injury, later played for several non-league clubs. Don't forget their individual pages where there are things like "Howells also represented Southampton, scoring once against Arsenal, and Bristol City before retiring from the game in 2000 due to a persistent knee problem." Obviously, all the original sources from national newspapers will have to be amended. Such as this from the Telegraph saying David Howells has finally conceded defeat in his battle against injury and at 32 now plans to retire. Southampton's former Tottenham midfielder has had four operations on his knee but said: "I'm not going to play again. I'll miss the game but in many ways I'm relieved the slog is over." Don't forget to get Saintsplayer updated. That has things like the following for David Hughes. "His hopes of contributing to the following season were shattered, in a pre-season friendly at Aldershot, by a knee-injury that forced him to retire a year later." When you've gone through the papers, and websites getting all the corrections, don't forget to contact the tax office. All of those people who came out of retirement, after retiring, are clearly at it! Their retirement at the employer they retired from clearly wasn't retirement! Also check in with the insurance companies. All those settlements for players retiring from top level? Why, they could have unretired at non league! That's no retirement at all! Back under the bridge the troll lamented on why it always turned out this way. He'd certainly been told a thousand times on how to improve. Sadly, as the youth player thread showed, the troll couldn't count past two. So "a thousand" meant nothing to him. On the bridge above, SaintsWeb went about it's business, while the troll plotted his next, ingenious attack.