Holmes_and_Watson

Emergency

Any news that lowers the chance of SOG going without milk in his coffee, can only be good news.

It's lazy posting. After all the time away watching football develop around the world, we're lucky Amelia Earhart has chosen to be involved with our club. We could at least get the name right.

They should all just be called the same name. If SR are incompetent enough to have to go through so many, we can show our contempt for their approach. I'd go with "Bwian" as "Wemove Bwian" sounds funny when shouted by the fans. A new, ever younger, but still with stubble, pullover and Leipzig experience, Bwian can just appear on the next Monday. They should also have a "Hi! I'm Bwian" sticker name badge for the press conferences.

Since BBC children in need is a registered charity, the funds raised would be going to them, and not held by the BBC. So not available for Donald to take from needy children as SOG would like to think. In the same way, the Beeb couldn't use it to pay for damages as historically one of the last places you'd leave an unaccompanied child. The Beeb don't even directly get the money they raise from license fees. It goes into a fund and is allocated back, as some goes off to pay for channel 4 and other bodies.

Egg

I think you'll find that in 1939, Batman looked down from a Gotham rooftop to the shattered mess below, thinking he'd try something different for his next side kick. Something with a name suggesting flight, but keeping the bird theme.

Nothing will prepare you for the horror of them in their leotards, still sweaty after pre match dance class.

Young man, invasion getting you down?, I said Young man, pick yourself off the ground, I said Young man, 'cause you're in a new war There's no need to be unhappy Young man, there's a group that has your back, I said Young man, when you're under attack, you can Join them and I'm sure you will see Many ways to get a peace treaty It's fun to sign up to N.A.T.O.

Oh great. Our goal celebrations are going to be dirty dancing routines. I guess that's one plus of AA alone up front and signing Downs. We'll not see many of them.

A bad time for me to have posted I don't get a lunch as well though! 🙂

Goa...goa...gone!

Plunge

I keep expecting a thread crossover with The Starmer Years, where Reeves closes the fiscal hole by charging rent free dwellers and fantasy companions in SOG's head. Some people pin their hopes on the return of Arthur to revitalise the land (and smite various things) in the country's time of need. But we will always have the hope of our monkey chicken petting zoo.

Hinge

Only a manager who could put together a record unbeaten run will convince me...no wait...

Whoever can run a lucky dip is welcome (and eligible to join the SR manager selection panel).

Creep (more of a Clarkson reference)

Since the vicar is helping police with safeguarding concerns, and the fete organising committee were caught running illegal lotteries, it doesn't much matter.

Fast

Alley

Confidant

Hamas treehouse HQs and terror scrumping are well known threats.

Times

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