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Getting into character for that job interview, Turkish?

No, this rainbow sash wraps all the way round the shirt and finishes just above the arsehole. Make of that what you will.

The third kit is a rainbow sash.

So, what does P&O stand for in P&O Cruises?, and what does P&O stand for in P&O Ferries? Just so there’s no confusion.

He’s not keen on cruise liners. He prefers a tug!

That was my first thought too. I’m sure we won’t be the last to make that mistake.

Ryan Fraser, Adam Armstrong.. how many more do we need to employ? I accept these are not coaching staff so in that respect my response came up a little short.

At least the wage bill should go down.

Oh yeah… what was I thinking?

Only if we can use the Southampton Womens FC toilets and changing rooms!

..and what about the lgbtqai+ community? We’re massively under-represented in football. If we’re being inclusive, where’s my specific invite? 🏳️‍🌈

Rupe’s sewn this seed so take it out on him, not me! So.. we all know that black and ethnic coaches and managers are under-represented. Take the Premier League. Only 4% of managers were from black or ethnic minorities. England has a population made up of 18% of people from black and ethnic origins and 82% are white, therefore every effort should be made to even the playing field and raise the number of black and ethnic coaches to around 18% to offer a fair representation of the population. On the other hand, 43% of players in the Premier League are from black or ethnic origin. If white players only make up 57% of the Premier League, does this mean that white players are under-represented by 25% and players of black and ethnic origin are over-represented by 25%? Do we need to reduce the number of black and ethnic minority players in the Premier League to offer a fair representation of the population? Can you do one without doing the other? Would that be fair? Do we really need to do either?

We’re better than that Rupe. Diversity is in our blood. We gave our whole squad over to the most skillfully challenged players in the Premier League last season. Colour and creed made no difference. They were all just as shit as each other!

We missed a trick with Edozie. If we’d got the groundsman to put another 10 yards of grass down at each end if the pitch, I reckon we could have been on to a winner!

He was nowhere near AA that season and SA was knackered. I could have got 6 assists in that league with AA in front of me.

They’re all Championship quality at best.

Chipping in with a massive 2 goals and 0 assists.

I thought he was pretty crap for us.

I’d expect a 10 year old to produce better than that shite.. especially if he’s on 30p a day too!

Surprised you ever get a delivery!

Don’t talk bollocks!

I’d be delighted if we got rid.

It’s a bit mean to single out individual players like that. They can have the fucking lot!!

Another one that knows about playing around the back and lettting too many balls in.