Farmer Saint

Team as I thought - strongest side we can play at the moment (until others are au faix with the style).

The £15m was reused on Archer - however if we sell some players then it is (highly) likely we will go for O'Riley (he is still our top target this window). We are O'Riley's top choice.

Holiday mate - and as you know we have a "phone off" rule when we're away to ensure we are properly rested.

They play different positions for a start. Where would you expect Szmodics to play?

If you knew how quiet the phones were, you would. Now stop bullshitting/gaslighting and be happy that we've signed one.

Sorry, you're assuming that if we sold 15 players I would say we're only signing 3? We were looking at 3 in before sales.

Not if we were selling players I didn't...go gaslight someone else.

Post of the week.

Well, a number of the Tories on here should be happy, a player with the name combination of a pig fucker and a prostitute shagger.

Those that know, know.

I think I posted about incomings and outgoings on Tuesday.

Excellent, another one (Archer) first told by the CoT earlier this week. Tbf we had no idea about Lesley.

I hadn't been told about that one tbh - but loans are always very fluid and can happen very quickly as opposed to the perm transfers.

Looks like Hippo was on the ball with this one.

I think it will be 5-2-3 with the full backs creating a 4 in Midfield when we have the ball.

Speaking to my Villa mate he quite likes him, says he's a brilliant finisher but all around game needs a bit of work. I'd prefer him to Mara, that's for sure.

Ornstein - we had to turn down Romano from the CoT as he was wrong too often.

Top scorer in pre-season for Villa.

Have you thought about applying to the CoT?

... Bella Kotchap is a shit name.

No, assets are Balance Sheet, not P&L. Think of Balance Sheet as the bits that affect the value of the company at a snapshot in time, and the P&L as the yearly ins and outs of money for the company. Insurance covers for unknown conditions - that's the point of it - it's for unforeseen issues.

By saying previously undetected it does the opposite because it says it is not a pre-existing condition so is insurable. Pre-existing conditions are either not insurable or demand larger premiums. Also assets have nothing to FFP/PSR.

Yup, PSR is a fucker, as is your best players being on loan.

Game 1 maybe, but not all season.