Scudamore

Why would you have expected them to stop?

Ah...an interesting thread... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBqsy1Paqsg http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAC_Dy9Ko_s&feature=related [video=youtube;DWwn-tZEKls]

Would stop the fence rattlers in our support I guess...

I've seen some really sh:t players score against Saints in my time...

Getting a little twitchy? Agent Hamster?

Right...has everyone got their free booking pass for an away game? Good. A toast! A toast to all the gimps!

I strongly disagree...

Anyone got the one of Rudi Skacel kicking an opposition player in the nuts?

And allow them to sing some sick songs about Markus? No thanks.

Shows a real sign of intent by Forest...

Ankle deep in mud? What planet are you on?!

See...this is what happens when you rattle fences and shout "come on then" a lot.

What are you talking about?

He's the Jimmy White of football...at least he was until he stubbed a cigar out on my eye ball...

Of course not. No...he looks like Roland from Grange Hill.

The curfew is from his mummy...

F::ck no to signatures. Utterly pointless. And hypochondriac would no doubt have something utterly tw::ttish in his so I'd end up having to see it every other post in most threads.

Fabrice Fernandes would have run rings round him...

Rickie already has a PA

Gok Wan a pasty

It's not a food obviously but coffee gives mine a bit of a pong...

The one I liked was this one: Not so much for Jos' thunderbolt freekick which leads to the goal...but more for the comments by Celtic fans before they decided he was tosh! Cannae wait for the big man to pull on the red and white stripes and hopefully prove a few doubters wrong!

Heir apparent to Claus then...

Always with the insults...

Less serious is good. H&J and Danny Kelly are the only ones who understand banter. The rest of it is utter dogsh:t. Let's have a very earnest chat about Arsenal's "problems" for three f::cking hours. Give me strength... The Moose is a gimp though I'll grant you...