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To be fair, we've signed players who are less injured.

Having previously seen Ryan Reynolds and co take over at Wrexham, Tom Brady at Birmingham and now Snoop Dog at Swansea, which American mega-star would you like to see to attract fans back to St Mary's and oversee our charge back to the upper echelons of the Premier League? I'd accept a Tom Hanks and Hilary Swank double act. Maybe Taylor Swift too. Damien Downes could be our global ambassador.

I think it's Preston North End actually. I checked.

The SPL title race is actually (almost) genuinely interesting this season.

Someone shot dead at Trump's gaff. Sure he'll find a way to help this improve his ratings in the opinion polls.

What a wet wipe.

In game adverts during the 6 Nations on ITV this year. Slippery slope towards the ever increasing yankification of sport. Bugger off. Surprised similar hasn't already happened on football to be honest. Sure there will be during every free kick / goal kick / throw in on the not too distant future...

He's a bell end but occasionally shows flashes of being a fantastic WUM. A bit like [insert SWF poster name here].

Went to Prague for new year a few years back. A pretty unique experience! Anywhere in Italy. Did Verona and a few days around Lake Garda last year and it's brilliant. Same with most places in Italy. Dubrovnik or Split (and probably other places in Croatia). Beautiful country, like Italy but a bit less up itself. And cheaper. Dublin. Got pissed. Bern/Swiss Alps. Beautiful place.

Wakefield.

Another birthday celebration for the Royal Family. Happy birthday Andy.

Actually, I'd have a bit more cash than that as I also got paid last week so feeling pretty flush 😎

Apparently if you had been given >$500 every minute since the birth of Jesus, you still wouldn't have as much money as Elon Musk. That's a bit mental, isn't it. I'm still glad I'm not him though as he seems like a ginormous bell end.

Probably right to be honest. Just opens the door for various other political statements (yeah, yeah I know) if they allow it. Safer to just draw a line under it.

Maybe we used the money leftover from the Gareth Bale transfer.

Absolutely mad that this person was allowed to compete in the Women's downhill at the Olympics 😡

Yeah, grow up Benjii.

The only disappointment (other than the shitf-est on the first half) was that it was witnessed by probably our worst away following (in terms of numbers) for years. I say as an armchair fan...

It's time.

I bet that feeling is more enjoyable than winning 9-0.

Not according to the BBC website...

Haven't conceded for a good few mins now. Progress.

Good positivity all round...

Yet.