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According to Saints Instagram, we're winning 1-0...is that correct?

I won't believe it until sadoldgit breaks the news in a couple of years time.

Henry signs for tubgirl.

Tricky double header v Wolfsburg.

What a guy!

Classic Alpine

Abi Clancy would disagree.

Really? In the above clip Chloe Kelly looks like the female clone of Peter Crouch.

Jolly good engagement farming though.

Why would any top female football player turn down the chance to win the (women's) Champions League with a club like, say, Arsenal to instead sit on the bench (if that) of a men's team with the stature of somewhere like Romsey Town FC?

More power in the women's game than the men's these days. #itscomehomeagain

Good work ladies! World cup next!

You need an element of swagger/arrogance about you to be a top player. As for having a chauffeur driven car? Why not? If I could get someone to drive me home after a long day of work, I'd happily do it (in fact, I'm surprised more players don't have their own driver). Even better if it meant I could get away from work colleagues quicker.

Match day 3. 3 wins and I'll get caught speeding on the way home from Ipswich.

I'll confess, I haven't read your article but I always thought Veho was a pretty sexy looking sponsor (albeit, probably not particularly profitable for Saints).

Clearly all terrified of facing Saints next season.

It was hot in our kitchen after cooking dinner yesterday. After dinner I went to get a chocolate hobnob out of the cupboard only to find much of the chocolate had largely melted, so put them in the fridge. Had forgotten about them until just now. A lot of them are now stuck together like super glue, which means I have no option but to eat double/triple layer hobnobs. Appreciate I could just eat >1 hobnob at a time whenever I want, but this felt different. It was wonderful.

Absolutely. Logistically probably difficult to organise at such short notice, but we should definitely have one in about 5 weeks time.

Welcome to SWF.

Italy winning.

Quiet on this thread tonight. Assuming everyone's down the pub. 0-0 after 27 minutes. England probably about the better side on balance so far.

From BBC... Rangers started the game well in terms of keeping the ball and looking composed. But they didn't really create or fashion anything in those first eight minutes. 🫠

Tadanari Lee Sammy Lee Lee Barnard David Lee Lee Todd Broco Lee

A truly joyous week for the royals as our future king turns 12 today. 🫅 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvg800p7dg9o

What about the Dictionary? Or the Radio Times. They're usually pretty reliable.