Oh no Mick Mills

Nicky Banger.. Pure sex God. I used to sit next to him in maths and play alongside him in the school football team. He was never short of female admirers..

I like Stephens. I think he's a better fit for us compared to Holgate. We all can see his failings but he plays in a way that suits our style. He's a good captain who loves this club and is a decent back up to Janny and Taylor.

I just done a bit of quick research on your town and club and Wiki says you have a population of just over 40,000 but you have a 25,000 seater stadium! It's a shame to see you sat bottom of Ligue 2 and it's not looking good for you guys as currently you look a little adrift of your nearest relegation rivals. Fingers crossed for a big upturn in your fortunes. Maybe we can loan you our French striker Sekou Mara. What sort of crowds do you get and is there discontent with Sports Republic?. Last season when we're relegated from the Premier League Rasmus Ankerson was behind some of the more poor decisions the club made. Thankfully he's taken more of a back seat now and we have a proper director of Football in Jason Wilcox.

Hi Christopher, Just curious to know if Vallenciennes play a heavy possession based game similar to us?

We've let in 10 goals in our last 16 games. Leicester who are running away with the league have let in 12. Personally I think our defence is pretty sorted going by the numbers.

I would image the club said to him that they'd be delighted to let him come to Staplewood and do some fitness training. In return they likely asked him to do a tip run for them. Favour a favour and all that. Apparently there's loads of copies of Ralph's Playbook in the freebie shed if anyone's interested?

Lots of pace and potential no doubt But for 22 million quid he's played 11 Championship games and scored 0 goals.

Crap performance but 3 wins and 2 draws in the last 5 games. We're a playoff team .