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no less than £20m

Bingo!

just been evacuated from Tower 42, everyone! (tallest building in the square mile) - bomb threat

Quality! Spot on, spot on...

Quite right mate. Really cant be bothered to watch the national team at all anymore. It reflects my disaffection towards England as a whole! Capello, another dum FA appointment... in fact... dare i say it... i would prefer Harry or Terry Vegetables. I do enjoy watching the under 21s guided by Stuart Pearce, much more pasison and excitement.

Cheers Saint Foreva! Much better!

great url for the picture! no was not going on the picture, and sure, you would have to wade through a lot of ****, but the cream rise to the top. As the article suggests, lots of women in lingerie only... those that go like that cant be a *****r, shirley? Looking at the pic, the poster on the right in blue is a bit odd "'NO - Please NO, Regardless of How Often I Say YES" - what a confusing statement!?!

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/women-mobilise-for-first-british-slutwalk-rally-2281611.html Anyone thinking of going? would be a great day out for the boys! Get them all hammered and it could turn in to a right session! im not sure what they are trying to achieve really. I get the victimisation argument, but on the other hand, perhaps it is about the provision of guidance and protection rather than victimisation. I wonder if the 17 year old organiser is just rebelling against her parents, rather than being victimised. Unless she reckons it will make a nice college project, which it certainly would! i dont get how strolling around in bare gash is going to yield a positive impact and champion the cause, and the slogan 'slutwalk' is as provactive as it comes really... if 3000 ladies want to stroll around naked, good on them i say, it is their body and their right. the boys could have a slogan 'slutwalkers, end this victimisation and lets start the liberation... but no talking afterwards!' this combined with pippas £3m porno proposal (http://www.holymoly.com/celebrity-news/pippa-middleton-offered-%C2%A33million-star-porn-film-world-holds-breath56009) and this is one great leap towards sexual equality... dont you agree prime minister? (or should i calm down dear)

Fitzhugh, sorry... that post wasnt aimed directly at you, but my final sentence tied you in and perhaps gave the wrong impression. I was talking about all soundbiters/voices of the fans/ubers etc in general. Great to hear you are on the bus.

What a gread read, superb post. One by one, the old dinosaurs will be filtered out, as old boys networks crumble and the back slappers start to fade. A lot of supporters want to be influential, full of inside knowledge, they want to be important and they want recognition... theres loads of these personalities, either anonomously on here, loud mouths at the pub, the train station, the dell cafe, corporate suites etc... loads... but the new regime dont get involved in little girls squabbles, these guys are so far above all of that, they must get confused when people get upset and start kicking off about them through various outlets. the new generation of supporters are fully behind cortese, and were not too caught up/involved in all the LM/lowe/wilde and so on to become the next bunch of extremist supporters. I like FF and own some of his books, but I think it is time he GOT ON THE BUS!

this is the thread where you find the most informed, knowledgeable and respected SWF posters and contributors... actually go to **** all games! (30x FWIW) A thread on 'how many games have you listened to on Saints Player/Solent this season' might boost the numbers! a Bit *****y that... sorry

I think this may be why binnos pictures haven't been released. Sure they shot him, but once he was on the boat, they would of castrated him, jammed them down his throat, peed, and so on. I can imagine a bunch of elite US marines would have gone to town on americas number one prize!

Well done JustMike, looks like youre on to a winner! I have made my donation, and left my comment. Look forward to seeing the flag!

Ladies and Gents, please read the title... "Lampitt keen to end 'critical' Portsmouth takeover saga" Its not only Matt Fletcher that is following us, and I may be reading too much into the title but that to me suggests we are the leading authority on the pompey scandal and we are the number one information portal for the media to collate the latest series of emabarrasing skate soundbites. If the beeb hacks need to know the score, the saintsweb pompey takeover saga thread is the first port of call. Hi guys! We will not stop until the skates have been brought to justice. Its difficult for us on here sometimes, as we feel they might get away with it, and in reality, so far they have... big time. But we keep the faith, we will keep discussing the in's and outs of their criminality and we will see them exposed for the diseased entity that they patently are. were coming to avenge the criminality that took place at St.Marys and we want to put these skates back to their rightful position... So, to keep the keen journos up to date: http://fansonline.net/portsmouth/article.php?id=1774 So Daddy has won his appeal against his 6yr convicton (in absentia) for gun running. The article suggests that his gun running has been judged as 'uncontestable' - which means he had no choice to supply all of those many hundreds of thousands of land mines! So, he was a gun runner with a gun to his head. so confident he didnt turn up to trial, and went on the run in russia, and has bought some bungled appeal, which states he did supply the arms... he has also been done for tax evasion, fined £300k and still convicted to three years - hardly an out and out victory there daddy! you sound as guilty as hell you corrupt murderous ****... I wonder whether he has ever supplied guns to Vlad Antonov and the Russian mafia?... quite plausible, seeing as he is buying refuge in un-exileable russia, as he hides from half of the developed world. And one for the takeover saga purists: http://fansonline.net/portsmouth/mb/view.php?id=346195 A nice little thread of discontent to give you a little chuckle (or just a smirk in your head) about the hard up skates turning their back on their club.

Come on you red and white machine! Wagu wifm

dictator owners is soo last year, poopo are getting into the mafia game now... The word you used 'almighty' concerns me. What trouble, based on your understanding, do you predict? I believe that all contributors to that site, and those who endorse that site, should be packed off to Guantanamo Bay, for intense interrogation, all of them. or at the very least, export them all to a dust bowl in Pakistan so we can wash our hands of them. The envy and bitterness on that site is stunning. How recently did you go through the Al-Qaida chiefs town? Did you see his massive $1m house? Did the people of Abbottobotty know of his presence? That would suggest the Pakistani state, and the people of the town, including Pakistani military personnel, have been knowingly harboring him (in a $1m home!) for some time. I think Pakistani is a corrupt and extremist state, maybe the next one Team America (**** yeah) should turn its attention to... Congratulations to all involved in the operation to destroy Bin Laden.

So Vlad has pushed through his SAAB deal, despite GMs concerns of his links to the Russian mafia http://www.forexpros.com/news/general-news/update-1-gm-moves-toward-ok-of-russian-investor-in-saab-212013 Perhaps the skates have been used like a cheap whore during the SAAB takeover negotiations to pressurise the Swedes and GM to let Vladda have his stake. "we have plenty of opportunities to invest in, if we are not allowed in to SAAB we will put our funds into a football club instead... they will warmly welcome our investment" ... then he calmly places his revolver on the table.

That suggests the game will be thrown. Well done Poyet, dignified as usual! I can see it now, and am tempted to make a bet on udders getting a victory. The more they pull stunts like this the more i find my contempt growing for the little bummers, and the more I want to see them struggle next season. The stadium will be a poisoned chalice for them next season, as players will have top class facilities to prepare (and coaches) for matches compared to secondary school facilities provided at the withdean running track. The supporters will be able to actually support, rain or shine, their team rather than being stuck half a mile from the pitch! They will have the problem our players have mentioned recently - other teams upping their game at SMS It annoys me that a club so insignificant as brighton has been on my radar this season.

Very good, i think the group has gone into meltdown. either that or it is being intensly moderated! Is the pomp the smokescreen? Seems strange with Vlad and Dubov joining pompey fan groups. Unless Chinny really did ask for some more millions, and in the same fashion as Bompey and Rangers, the Russian mafia walked away? Vlad has a picture of an Owl on his facebook page, and that was instantly what i thought! Why is Milan selling? Is he looking @ porridge, or a turn in health/family fortune? Still, if this was his intention, why is he befriending the likes of Colin Farmery (SOS - or some other skate begging agency)?

Middle England will rise again, we are tolerant, but this has to stop. The working class will kick off a revolution, and take their jobs, pride and communities back. Too many focus groups and listening sessions lead to this nonsense - people trying to justify their existence/jobs and trying to drag out another day on the tax payers wallet. All of my 'liberal/leftie' mates wear branded trainers (sweatshops), own smart phones (africa), take lots of drugs (middle east), drink global brand beer (uk), own sky tv subscriptions (FL), drive petrol cars (greenland) and so on... yet one slightly contraversial comment about anything and they launch this ridiculous educational elitist-turning noses up attitude... hypocrisy defined this one particular chappie who grinds my gears - no real understanding on how the world/business works - yet happy to judge everyone and everything, and if I hear him use the utterly pointless word 'superfluous' ...it really makes me shudder. only a total tosser uses a word like that! In good hearted context, this banter should be taken in good grace, with some coming back in return.

Apparently some Saints started posting about fraud and all the usual pompey stuff. It wasnt me! I am still waiting in the background, ready to start my story (the wise, hard up yet devoutly passionate skate), I may even try to advise Vlad and the boys in a Marc Jackson mould. All that momentum, all that begging from the skates, all gone quiet. I wonder if Slater knows more than we do, with his journo skillzz. Hi Matt! Dont hold back during the pending court cases, we want to hear about all 29 boxes of evidence. I am also interested to hear of any developments from the Serious Organised Crime Agency, and whether they will be sending the Russian mafia a greeting card when they take over Kanus pension plan.

I have requested the friendship of mr Antonov, Dubov and the CSI group. I fortunately have a picture of me in spyker which should sweeten the deal, have changed my location to pompey to help add credibility. Now what mischeif shall i cause? I was thinking about being a concerned skate looking for clarification on the mafia situ. Breaking news, two minutes after my request, I have made a mate. Cheers for the add Vlad, i hope he dosent see the numerous images of me at the JPT. Am I getting in too deep? It has been a long standing ambition of mine to bring the skates to total collapse, and I have made attempts at launching destabalisation campaigns aimed at damaging them further. Maybe this isnt such a good idea.

Yep, just had the same. "Try again in a couple of hours" - need to get a couple extra seats. The chap also said that there is plenty of tickets available, but to get there early as the queues will be longer than usual! couldn't check the brentford situation either due to the system collapse. COYS

wow, that really does give me some perspective, silly skates. They will be lucky to scrape 10k season tickets for next season, no idea on how many adults are in those 10k, but maybe just enough to cover three legally contracted players for a season. So thier entire ST revenue, assuming the Chin dosent bag all the cash first, is enough to cover three players. The ST revenue will only cover three players. Keep saying it and it just sounds so ridiculous. And yet, they insist on telling all young, promising and contractually cheap to go and **** off! i ****ing love the poopey. an excellent investment. Looking forward to the tax evasion cases in the summer

This is the reason I cancelled my Tesco film and game rental subscription, the posties kept nicking everything, leaving me to go through lengthy claims processes.