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Fahim has been working behind the scenes on this one http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/Kitson39s-red-card-to-stand.6686253.jp Unlucky skates, that’s a 3 match ban and 60k in wages down the ****ter, won’t help with Cotterrablles tiny squad of overpaid fools... shame he’s given up on the free scoring Ritchie and Pack, or his entire youth 'set up'. http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/Fightback-comes-too-late-for.6686179.jp this is the youth team that Cotterrant has decided isn’t even worth consideration, a spiteful move by a bitter and confused skate manager, fergie wanted to spot some potential last night. http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/alanmcloughlin/Urgent-need-for-new-players.6686175.jp Nope, sorry kids, were still towing this ridiculous front instead. psst, it’s because were corrupt http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/frattonlatest/Hreidarsson-will-have-to-bide.6686184.jp Is this the crippled OAP that you dished out a massive contract to recently? http://www.portsmouthfc.co.uk/LatestNews/news/Pompey-Shatter-Palace-1788.aspx The skate *****es are softening up the pitch at ACF POOpeys new ground. Not quite the super dooper floating harbour side navy carrier potty stadium as planned, but that was gadymacks idea, and he’s in the past, him and daddy are moving into demolition and supermarkets now. You skates crack me up, so full of ****!

That is a fantastic suggestion!... And what an incentive for all. Amazing how the tables have turned in the FA cup. When we were in the PL a little cup run was often a highlight of a season. Then you had Man Utd withdrawing completely as it wasnt worth their time or money. Then you had Arsenal playing the kids. Then the big clubs realised it was an easy trophy to keep the fans appeased and started going for it again. Now small PL clubs are jacking it in as 'were never going to win it anyway' - ala football romantic Ian Holloway, the PL is the only thing that matters apparently. Even LG1 clubs like us fielding weakened teams!

'Curry Creche' Shame to hear that, however it would only be a matter of time with the free under 12's. Not sure on how many children you can bring, but Ive got this image of 10 year old birthday parties all over the place! The kingland/chapel family corner appeared shut for the game too, which may have had an impact. The club needs to find a balance between people like GM who want a beer and a curry, and parents who want to take advantage of what seems a very good deal with the under 12's. Both are great supporters/customers for differing reasons, and both will be attracted to the offer, however both will be going for different reasons.

Massive game, need to take 2nd back from the Cherries. Good luck Saints and all travelling Saints. http://www.teamtalk.com/match/preview/978/6648845/Oldham-v-Southampton-preview http://www.oldhamathletic.co.uk/page/NewsUpdate/0,,10337~2262871,00.html D- ickov wants to play a game of footy, good for him (though he will regret no parking the bus and hoofing!) http://www.footymad.net/storytext.asp?article=3559627 Nice to hear we have a fully fit squad, bar resident sick note Holmes!

Stop right there Ho you dirty little ****ing pikey, just ****ing stop. Why Ho why do you turn up and try and defend your club. if you ever manage to stop picking up rollie buts off the floor down at John Jaques and look up to the sky, or even put your web-proof sandals on and venture over the white cliffs of paulsgrove, you will see that the rest of the world will no longer take the skates seriously, the world holds you in contempt. If fact, why don’t you just go and ****ing choke on storries cock you ****. For your information, your accounts from way before your first fa cup theft demonstrated clear insolvency, with unsecured liabilities of WAY over £60m (may have been 80 IIRC). Even back then you mugs valued your pathetic little cesspit of a stadium at £10m, which is clearly ****ing rediculous as even the dimmest of oik speaking skates can see its nothing but a liability. I remember reading those accounts, and telling a skate mate of mine there and then, you’re ****ed. he is a typical one though, poorly educated and can’t comprehend anything other than Sol cambell earning 100k a week is a lot. You had plenty of problems with the taxman/HMRC way before Gadymack stopped pretending to fund you, he himself had previous for mugging off charities and the taxman through his old insolvent companies, he is a career theif, no wonder he ended up sticking one up a bunch of ******s like you. In one of your many many shameful court appearances (broadcast to the world on skysports news, by their chief news reporter, how embarrassing) a judge mentioned that you had been doging tax and paye since 2006. I think you have conveniently forgotten that your former heros milan, redknapp and storrie are all up for tax evasion, you have been a launderette for years, and you have been pumping your disposable income straight into the bank accounts of a bunch of criminals - no wonder your so ****ing bitter! Willie Mckay anyone? or have you forgotten that name too in your typically skate short memory? He was/is arrys agent, and does all his dirty work for him, such as illegal transfers of Amdy Faye, and manipulating book making markets. After arry stated 'i will never return to pompey' a staggering £16m was lumped on arry to go back to the fish ****ing retards, after he had offered guarantees he wouldn’t. 16m sounds a bit much for a speculative punt no? it is believed that arry personally profited £6m on the bookies through his act of deception - cheers Willy! You, are, stupid. You forget all the dirty little games that has gone on at your club. I could go on and on reciting examples of theft, deception, corruption all day long if I had the time. mind you, there’s probably not much point as you are clearly as ****ing retarded as all them pompey birds i used to **** on the back of a fake name. ho how i used to chuckle, they were so ****ing dim, and so ****ing easy, ‘come on you saints’. you all ****ing are, at least they didn’t turn up to get arse ****ed by gaddy, daddy and chinny week in week out. You had 6 ****ing months to sort out Standard Chartered you ****, banks don’t just put guns to people’s heads you know, unless they are owned by your former gun running owners, them boys have 200k landmines and 20 military tanks to mess about with. Totally ****ing disgusting. any news on gaddafi? its such a shame that you lot are part of Hampshire, you drag our reputation into disrepute, its really ****ing embarrassing being associated by default with a bunch of inbred ****s with bells. The Halford incident the other day summed it up for me, getting a straight red for head butting. Your manager accepts the decision with grace, before remembering that he is in skate land and nothing can be done without causing misery and misfortune to others. **** it, why don’t we whack in a frivolous appeal and stitch up Wovles, who ****ing cares about the football fraternity, we don’t ****ing care about anyone, we don’t even care about robbing terminally ill children! im surprised mick lent you halford at all, after you illegally out bid solvent wolves last year for players you blatantly couldn’t afford. I feel for you, the skates and your small time ****ing lives, constantly being looked down upon by the world, its a submissive experience going on that island that stinks of rotten seaweed and the scent of desperation in every corner you turn. i guess you lot just can’t understand the solvency principles, or general decency. the majority of your city are on the take in one way or another, and in the majority of cases, income has always been a bit of chicken feed thrown down by the government, because the majority of you are ****ing incapable of doing anything other than squabbling about whether to drink excelsior or lynx from lidls for the dole queue. i hope the skates continue to crumble, I particularly liked the article composed with great fear from mr Limpitt, he clearly reads forums and he is well aware that he is fighting a losing battle. Limpitt will eventually toss you lot in ****ter and go on to work at a genuine business, as will cotteril (he is still ruing for not holding out to apply for his dream job - saints). Pompey is going down with no money in the bank, once again. Happy New Year Chinny chin chin, and good luck in your 23% rape of the skates, your doing them skanky little ****s for every last penny they have and us saints find it all very amusing. The skates are ****ed, and there’s three clubs in league one who are all well aware of what you have done, and we don’t want you in our south coast – its better for the south coast if you just **** off and liquidate. Ho, go and throw yourself off the ****ing m275w.

fair play. sometimes its not about continuously giving charity and aid, that is unsustainable and only provides medicine rather than a cure. let them trade with us, let them take our money in exchange for goods and services which benefit us, so they can buy more materials and resources that benefit them.

I wasnt driving with out insurance though detective! My name was on the policy, I was fully covered as a named driver on the policy. There were no conditions on the policy such as driving at night etc. But what did I do wrong? I didnt 'own' the car, it was registered in her name. If I am guilty, then it can only be for doing more miles than estimated when the policy. She owned the car registration, she held the fully comprehensive policy, I was merely a extra driver on the policy... straight forward, legitimate and never questioned *****il the car was broken into at work..!). what was wrong with that? If I were to have had an accident, I would have been fully insured. As you have mentioned, I think insurance companies have started to close this loophole. We were all doing it back then, it was the sensible thing to do. Franks mention of the Third Party issue is very true, and I would argue it is a viscious consequence of the premiums commanded by insurers. Nobody would take basic third party cover by choice! From friends and collegues who have renewed this year, it appears to me that everyone, not just the young drivers, are seeing increases in premiums. A mate who recently got done for using his mobile on the road saw his premiums practically double as a consequence. Be warned!

I got bumped off a major insurer for the old 'parent first driver scam'. My car was broken into at my place of work, which caught me out! A nice letter a couple of days later voiding my policy. That said, I would highly reccommend it if insurers will still let you do it. My first quote at 17 (ten odd years ago) was circa £2k for a very low value motor. Whacked me mum in as the first driver and me as the second = £500 p.a Did that for 4/5 years, saved thousands. Eventually bought my own policy at around 21 yrs old, with no no claims = £500 p.a... I got that price for having a clean license which I had maintained for 4/5 years. Not sure what all this no claims nonsense is when your younger, it certainly didnt effect me! The posts above keep saying you need to build them up, whilst other posts are stating that all teenagers will have a crash, either way its unlikely that a teenager will save much buy owning their own premium. I estimate a saving of around £5k on insurance costs. It was legitimate in my opinion, my mum did drive the car occasionally, as did I. Unless you stack it in your work car park, how can an insurer suggest that a named driver was doing anything other than social commuting? I did Pass Plus, and have never recieved a discount from any insurer! It is no surprise to me that so many young people dont bother to get insurance these days (making the situation worse), only the very fortunate could whistle away thousands a year to insure a car that will be instantly written off for a few hundred quid at the first dink. Like the stoodent debt threads, im so glad to have got all this out the way before all this, the cost of these privillages is escalating to the point where a whole generation is going to get absolutely stitched!

They want to be us, everything about us, we have everything they do not have (including the 32k UEFA Elite stadium). Pure envy, our set up is a million miles ahead of them, this new stadium will get them on the right track, but still no more than a drop in the ocean. Surprised this has gone to so many pages, were used to envy normally and can take it in our stride. I would go green if my manager was Poyet and behaved in the despicable way he does, to me it suggests that the rest of the coaching staff have similar attitudes, which would suggest the club management are just as bad (owned by a poker player = aggressive gambler... **** or bust... not good...). £93m for a stadium in a recession? Colchester have done one for a fraction, as have Doncaster. £93 million has to be paid back, to Bloom, which will hamper future investment and progress. That said, I would love to see Brighton and Bompey take 2nd and 3rd and both come up with us to the championship.

I've been sat in the millwall home end before. Losing one nil, Incredibly negative, never witnessed such foul mouthed attacking of your own team. Punch, watch out, if your form slips back to what it was like with us befoe you left, they will ****ing destroy you. Thick, violent aggressive supporters, they will turn on you punch And the stick some at ST.marys gave you will looking like unwavering support compared to that luck. My mate showed me the lions player post match punch interview, he well and truly burnt his bridges, very naughty. 'I love this club, I love the fans blah blah... This club appreciates me, this manager appreciates me blah blah...' ... Very naughty. Careful what you wish for.

They have forgotten that they werent able to pay O'hara last year, 'arry sorted them out with that one. They should understand by now that if they want Baloo to open his wallet it comes with serious reprecussions, normally at a rate of about 23%... thats the going rate of Ali/Falcon/Landmine/Portakabin. It must be difficult baying at the trough waiting for their masters to throw some chicken feed on the nottarf cesspit. In the same way a crack addict cant simply ask a nice reputable bank for some drug money, the skates have to resort to the grey lending market... **** it, lets stop pretending KFC is chicken, the black loan shark market. if a crack addict wants to carry on with their reckless disease spreading habit, they have to resort to crime, such as stealing and prostitution. the skates, never having a social, moral or ethical compass, follow the same path as the crack addict... theft and whoring... they have to steal from the country, and lie to the courts when accused of doing so. They have to prostitute themselves to the likes of Gadymack and Chanrai, who are now treating them like the dirty little slags that they are. The skates simply do not have the moral fibre to accept what has gone on is criminally wrong, and utterly shameful... instead its 'clucky cluck crack head mode' and they just get back down to trough once again and beg for more illicit finances to feed there dirty lifestyle. Filthy little rats. It has been a racy few years for the skates, double debt dropping, bending over for milan, 'aryy, storrie and all the others, though the crack addict skates especially warmed to these three double agents, singing there names in the crack den whilst they laughed and ordered new extentions to there homes. I wonder what will happen to the skates over the next decade, as I very much doubt they can sustain the crack habit for all that time without going to jail, or in this case extinction. The last 10-15 years have seen 40-50 odd football clubs go into administration, with a few disapperring all together. I predict that the game will lose a few more clubs along the way... and guess who the first contender is for immeadiate liquidation?... of course it is... POMPEY Chinny and Levis already have their model 'fratton village' all set up in there hong kong marketing suite. Gadymack is already pitching his 'fratton supermarket' to the heartless world of retail. No one will forget the mess they got in over the last couple of years, if any club is going to become extinct over the next fews years it has to be the Skates, they wont be missed, from a legacy or commcerical point of view, they are a drain on both. Fratton park is a ****ing liability and the quicker it is brought to the ground, for Baloo and Daddys interests or not, the better. A £10m nottarf park valuation is totally laughable, unless of course it is valued as development land... enjoy your final moments skates, because the end is nigh... society cant ****ing wait for you to dissolve and disappear for good. I for one look forward to you becoming a vague and too distant memory, and I am confident the other south coast clubs can fill the marginal gap you might leave behind. A sincere happy new year to all fellow skate haters, in particular Storrie, 'arry, Baloo, Levi, milan, daddy and sasha, Sulamin, Ali and Ahmed, Danny, AA, Avram and all the rest, long may your war game continue. x

Funny of the skate journo to catagorise the likes of Daggers, Morecombe, Burton etc as 'league minnows'... the skates are on par with them in terms of size and infrastructure, in fact, they can only aspire to have the facilities that Burton Albion have established. The article fails to consider the current crop of cash cows against the kids they have sent on loan down the leagues, typical moronic skate stuff. Watching Rasiak and John go out on loan was difficult for us, but we understood and got behind McGoldrick. The whole concept of wage sustainability once again appears totally lost to the few, all them days of being dragged through the high court for not paying state taxes never registered. Do they really think there **** poor attendences can warrant more players, let alone keep Kitson and Kanus bank balance topped up?

Its a cruel, harsh and unforgiving world down in skate lala land. The Christmas spirit is nail varnish remover, and the traditional skate lunch is a trip over to the great companion for a nice punch up http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/newshome/Car-and-caravan-destroyed-in.6670760.jp They are starting to turn on each other now... But there is still some wonga kicking around portsea flea pit this winter season. Dave will be down Walkabout as per usual enjoying his cheap double vodka redbuls, not sure what else he spends his £50k per week on, im sure he will have sent Storrie and 'Arry a nice hamper once again to show his tremendous gratitude for the bucket of gravy they signed him on to. £50k a week, on one condition, all hush about the blood money from daddy, we take the 'dont ask, dont tell' methodology of spinning our criminal launderette. http://www.portsmouth-mad.co.uk/news/tmnw/nugent_guarantees_stay_611612/index.shtml So, back into administration by February then, have you started defaulting on your tax yet, or did you never get round to paying after this years collection of court appearences? Funny old skates, living the dream... ho ho corp ho... pompeys going down with no money in the bank. Merry Christmas x

I suspect this is the viscious money lenders wicked plan, taking advantage of what a appears to be a loosely regulated, yet legal administration process in the UK. This is why AA was the man, not only because he fits in well with the likes of Avram and Storrie, but because he has demonstrated his ability to revise CVA's on small print technicalities, evidenced through his previous administration with Swindon FC. I read a lengthy article on AA's handling of Swindon creditors... every CVA meeting, AA would once again announce that his CVA would need to be revised (creditors getting less). I am convinced this is his strategy with the Skate creditors. Spin to the press the 20p/£1 figure, 4p P.A (less costs) isnt as attractive. AA will get his bonus, but the creditors will be getting 1p in the pound. Merry Christmas from PFC

I would go with that! I went with the PS3 from the off. I also picked up an Xbox with a phone contract upgrade. In my opinion, the PS3 leaves it for dead. The Xbox is inferior in every way other than one thing, gaming, which is the same. I like the Xbox pad, but the PS3 one is what i see as the standard definition of a controller. you can do so much with the PS3, and it keeps getting better and better. I see the Xbox as more of a kids console. The PS3 is an entertainment suite.

It is probably reminiscent of Avrams afternoon sessions in Horton Heath, bend over and take one from AA and PFC or those terminally ill children wont get there 3p in the pound. The creditors are about to witness round one of AAs superhero-financial-powers, where he tells them he has juristiction to do what ever the **** he likes with the CVA, and hes decided that they will now be revised down to 2p in the pound, because him and his lawyer chummys need paying (100p) before any school, charity or local business (4/3/2p). Maybe, the deluded creditors will wake up this time and realise that the tax man was right and AA is going to rape them, all the spin about keeping the club alive blah blah... only to let an aggressive money lender to sieze control. Terry the builder, you silly skate ****. They have been groomed and raped... pompey is a rapist. a serial rapist.

The 'sources' close to the club may well be his 'agent' I have read a few articles surrounding Mark talking about A-O-C, I fear the same. Admittedly some were in the Skate news so it is likely a massive slap of bias and selective quoting were in place! To me, his quotes suggest he would push his son to take on the first PL offer that came in, with a bit of smash and grab mentality. It seems completely different to the Lallana situation, and Surman in the past. I hope he progresses with us.

quality! shame about the game though, whole weekend is in tatters...

When is this shabby, shameful and pathetic sham going to be slung in the bin, it stinks like some mouldy old food. I would burn it all to the ****ing ground, its a ****ing eyesore and it represents all that is wrong with our country. Nottarf is a symbol of cheating and stitching up those who hold you in trust, disregarding the families and communities who have stood by you, and then putting a gun to there head and robbing them before kicking them in the shins... and just for good measure, might as well have the shirt off there back and the shoes off there feet. **** it were ****ing pompey and we can **** over who we like. our fans will condone it, in fact, the fish ****ing retards will ****ing love it, as long as kanu gets another 6 year deal, who the **** cares... wey hey, play up pompey... ****ing disgusting ****s. the skates have no moral fibre, happy to sell there soul to any arab, ganagster, terrorist, launderer around, arry's still got his £6m derelict nightclub on the seafront, he just cant leave the disease alone. forget AFC POOPEY, they aint got the make up to put something like that together, not forgetting that 80% of skool leavers on the flea pit island leave with absolutely **** all, it comes as no surpirse that they end up being mastered by a loan shark like that **** Chanrai. I remember when Saints were looking risky during our admin process, saints fans, along with the council had full plans to start again in the wessex league, if absolutely neccessary. the contingency was there, the skates just moan in there standard muggy little way, all the woe is me, its everyone elses fault... typical dole queue mentality, expecting the mess to be taken care of, with no qualms in admitting there inability to understand how to deal with anything other than buying £1 meals at farmfoods. I have to say though, every time i hear the name 'Chanrai', or even think it, it does make me chuckle. you get what you deserve you small minded losers. enjoy your scummy little ****hole of a ground, whilst all of your time and investment goes straight out the back door and straight into balram and levis back pockets... thatll teach you for getting in bed with the devil, and letting him kick your back doors in, all for a sham trophy now regarded by the nation as a scam dream facilitated by land mine operators. you are a joke of a club, the nation embraces you as an insovent sham with a **** with a bell for a mascot. what a ****ing disgusting club, i hope they die of this disease before it spreads out to the rest of the footballing community. a ****ing disease.

Turkey is volatile, steer clear! Interest fluctuates big style...

Heard this too on the Solent. I know they do things differently over there (CORRUPT), but the same situation happened to us pre admin if I recall. We had to ship out our high earners such as Stern John and Rasiak, whilst having a go witht the kids, to cut the wage bill... before eventually falling into admin and relegation. So, if the skates have hit that point already, post admin (CORRUPT), then I take a breif glance at the ground they cant fill, and assume that if we couldnt do it, on substantially larger gates, commercial and merchandising income, then they aint gonna be able to do it either... pompeys goin down with no money in the bank!

people dont want to pay increased prices for the same product, which is often what needs to happen, due to rising costs of resources and materials as part of inflation. people also dont want to see smaller packets, it changes their percerption of the product. so, as a result = smaller portions in bigger packaging. Pringles for example, just knock 5 crisps off the top of the pile!

Bit harsh! my final sentence was there for no real reason actually, other than to highlight where the intellectual elite will come from in the future in my opinion. Just to annoy you, I have two vocational degrees, a well paid job and not a penny of debt. I am the kind of person who would now not consider going with the proposed debt figures in mind. I am also one of those people in Labours plans i think. I am not the 'educational elite', I was always middle of the road results wise, it was the hard work and endeavour that got me through, and on to a postgraduate. I am evidence that regular people did go to university and actually came out of it much better off than when they went in! I think those that studied during my time were the last lot to ever see such heavily subsidised higher education. So lucky. Absolutely no regrets for me, and thanks for subsidising it for me, i am however concerned and sympathetic towards those who will be affected by this tuition hike. Bearing in mind I started university in 2004, the tuition fees were 1.5k p.a if i recall, to do the identical degrees from 2012 onwards, you are looking at 9k p.a. A six fold increase in cost, i doubt the quality will be a six fold jump. I know this is not what we are discussing, but still, what a hike! student debt and mortgages do need to be considered in my opinion. If you have 10/20/30k of university debt on your head, which you will be obliged to pay off over a timespan similar to a mortgage, the graduate shoudl take that into account. In the same way you would consider a loan for a car perhaps, the monthly payments may impact on how much you have to contribute towards a mortage. If your mortgage was £600pm, and your graduate debt £100pm, you will be looking at £700pm, not £600pm... so whilst you may be mortgageable with a student debt, I wouldnt completely disregard it if I were you! Good to hear about the inflation (taking your word for it), because that would be a right stitch up. P.S for the grammar police, I have not proof read or spell checked anything by the way!

Absolutely. One thing I havent found out is if this £21k salary will rise with inflation? For example, £21k in 2022 could well be the equivalent of todays £15k. This would mean graduates are paying back loans whilst not earning a great amount at all. A £21k salary in todays money, at least in the south east, will get chewed up by all the overheads such as rent and council tax as you have mentioned, a 30-40k debt on top of that would be seriously depressing... a mortgage... forget it! If you have that kind of debt on your shoulders, you aint got no chance! A few of my friends are experiencing this with 15-20k debts round there necks, from debt accrued before the tuition fees came in! a mate who works in a building society reckons you need a £40k deposit if you want to buy a house for £150-200k. its not painting a bright picture. I was a year before the hike to £3k a year tuition, so lucky! I think the only way forward for young aspiring people are to go through commercial degrees, a BA in Tesco retail management, Bsc in Llyods Fincance etc... a commercial appentice as such, where you earn less, to contribute towards your education and training, but you dont finish with a lifetime of debt! we currently pump out 0.5m graduates a year (in whatever discipline), Chinas pumping out 32m (60x us)...

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