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"He rose like an anorexic Warwick Davies," is my most favourite description of Gavin Bazunu I've seen on here. Although that is really doing a great disservice to the star of Willow to be fair.

I moved over here a few years ago and had hoped to go to see a World Cup game in 2026. Well, fuck that!

Cos maybe, you're gonna be the one that saves me. And after all, you're my Tonda Wall. We hate Pompey, we hate Pompey.

If we're talking about the kind of parties where everyone stands around making inaccurate lists using ChatGPT then no, I don't think I would be much fun at one of those, you're right.

Odd list considering that at least 2 people on it have indeed been sacked.

I woke up this morning thinking Saints won a game of football by a 5-1 scoreline yesterday. Did this really happen, or was it all just a dream?

I have it on very good authority that TV's Morph is going to get the gig. He'll be clay-er manager apparently. His good communication skills swung it for him over the other candidates. I'm leaving now.

Have we sacked him yet?

No, I wear them when I play. She's got gigantic feet.

This guy stinks worse than my wife's socks after a game of volleyball.

James Bree has been pretty good, does he count?

Nope.

He must be feeling pretty pleased with himself at the moment.

I think Sports Republic want us to go down again so that we can finally win that all elusive League 1 championship we've never managed to win before.

Okay, I take it all back. You were right. I am eating my smiley face emoticon.

Bugger! He was the highlight of my weekends!

Call me crazy, but I'm beginning to think you're not a fan of our new manager, benjii.

Is it just me, or does anyone else think that the new Ted Bates statue looks kind of strange?

My vote goes to Colin Clarke. The first Saints player I remember getting for my 1986/87 Pannini sticker album. I thought he was great at the time.

Seems to be quite a bit of interest in Mister Ed...ozie

I apologise in advance for this. I saw on another thread trousers mentioned Chris de Burgh, and well... I'm sorry. It's a real stinker. And hopefully next season none of the following happens. To the "tune" of Chris de Burgh's Lady in Red, I present, Players in Red (and white)... I’ve never seen you playing so badly as you did tonight I’ve never seen you look so shite Collective groan I’ve never seen so many men being given chance after chance Scoring every time they advance This team’s in a trance And I have never seen that shirt you’re wearing be disgraced by such poor players we have signed Scouts must be blind Players in red (and white) Keep losing we see Week to week Even when we score We still concede three Can’t even beat Pompey But I truly know As I watch this poor side I’ll never forget the way you lost tonight

I think it was some time in 1991 or possibly 1992. My dad took me and my sister to The Obelisk pub in Woolston because he knew they had a trampoline outside in the pub beer garden. When we got to said establishment, we were unable to go on the trampoline because it was being used by a young Alan Shearer, Matt LeTissier, and Richard Hall. I was too scared to go over, but my dad and his friend did, and they were able to get all 3 of them to autograph a piece of paper which still hangs, framed, in my mum and dad's downstairs toilet.

Being able to get the grass cut whenever Saints were playing, instead of torturing myself watching them on TV (I now live in the US so can't get to games).

I'd like to see Wade Elliott given the job as I went to Barton Peveril College with him and I remember he used to wear some rather groovy trousers. I'd say that more than meets Sports Republic's criteria.

Arguably the 3rd best Ivan Saints have ever employed.