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The fact there are now so many to pick from is a great indicator of how far the team has improved. For me, it would be Peretz.

What a turnaround from the crap we were seeing at the beginning of the season.Whatever happens from now until the end, this bloke and this team have created quite a story. Wow. I can't quite believe it.

Every single time I see this geezer's name pop on here I get terrible flashbacks. I think I might have PTSD.

Ah, yes, and don't forget Manchester City who have been ruthlessly punished for their many transgressions... Erm...

I think he's obviously doing very well. It's nice to actually look forward to games again with some hope instead of dread. Good luck to him and the team.

Francis Benali (great bloke) was shit and I was glad when he finally left.

So, Russel. What first attracted you to the huge breasted glamour model, Lucy Pinder?

I'm sticking my neck out a bit here, but I'm calling it right here, right now. This geezer's gonna step up at Wembley and score the winning penalty for us in the playoff final against Sheffield Wednesday. You read it here first.

I thought he was going to suddenly trip over and smash his glasses.

I don't know about anyone else, but I am starting to get the feeling that appointing this geezer might've been a pretty good idea...

Well, there's Bevois valley...

I hope Kylie, Cyle, or Syle, or however you pronounce his name bangs them in for fun. Good luck, fella!

He was still a Saints player? Damn. And we actually got some money for him?

Gavin Buzunu: Grape Crusher at a winery (good with his feet). Flynn Downes: Professional Crab Imitator (you know, because.... sideways). Damion Downs: Historical Battle Re-Enactment Specialist (because shooting accurately doesn't matter). Etc

True, plus we're their feeder club anyway and they'd never allow it.

Göztepe, I'm sorry. Please excuse me.

How are Goose Step doing in the Turkish league? If they're doing any good let's just do a Chelsea and take their manager. A quick search reveals they're in 4th... Welcome, Stanimir Stoilov!

Good clean sheet for Bazunu today. Always rated him. Great keeper.

Well that escalated quickly! Which is more than can be said for Saints' play.

I can feel it in me bones. A 4-2 comeback win.... If it happens, I'll give you the money meself as Les Dennis would say.

Good luck, Bazunu. Thanks for all the save. And to Stoke, our manager's brilliant too. We'd be more than willing to discuss a swap deal with you for yours.

Stoke, if you're reading this, forget the loan. Sign this geezer up on a permanent deal immediately. You won't regret it. He makes Peter Shilton look like Rita Stilton, and Gordon Banks look like Shabba Ranks. Trust us, Stoke. For God's sake trust us!

I don't know about anyone else, but I am starting to get the feeling that appointing this geezer might not've been such a good idea.

Great job, lads. Wiped the floor with them.

Is Jesus available? Even he couldn't save us from this.