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Let the employee choose, that way he will feel 'bought in' to you.

I would imagine that all the ITK's will receive the secret code via text message. They will all meet at the given meeting point (the fabled Jackson's Farm) where a lightly chilled Chablis will await them. They will then rejoice in stories of how the wife of their brother in law was in a taxi the other day with someone who once met MLT to produce their FACTS. Following agreement a new band of Terrific ITK Using Non-standard TechniqueS (TIT****S) will be appointed, and toasted with Cigars and Brandy. Unfortunately for the Tit****s the previous land owner (Lord Lowe of ****-up) bestowed on himself all hunting rights to the said farm and has sent his men on a duck hunt. Either that or a press conference IMHO.

That will teach me for choosing the country air.

Malinga is a chucker end of. Arm may be straight but his wrist is c o c ked at release point. Should be called IMHO.

PM me the map co-ordinates please for verification.

Hoddle per chance?

WOOPERT............... Honestly can't see MLT working with anyone connected to Lowe. He has 'Legend' status to consider.

Can we all just go back to hating Burley please? JP was basically Lowe's 'Patsy', a crazy gamble that didn't pay off. Hardly his fault he was out of his depth.

Ince was practically throwing himself forward for WBA job on SSN just now. Personally I'd pass on Ince.

It also said that MLT spent the day at the stadium and is likely to be new Chairman. Wotte unclear on future. Saints first league team in training.

Wotton (paraphrasing as I can't remember the exact words) - When we thought we were not going to get paid it was like real life.

As opposed to us being crud and removed from the CCC?

Like Elton John?

I think having Beattie, Kevin Phillips, Peter Crouch Injured and Brett Omerod on loan for the first few games of the relegation season did for us.

"He specialises in buying up assets from old giants ..... – often hitting when they’re most under pressure"

The earlobes.

:-#

At least that means someone wins the sweepstake.

Make use of that last post.....

Please link.

:smt046

I suggest this only considered if it is a boy.

Burn an image of Lowe on the day, and every anniversary afterwards?

Not strange at all, I advocate capital punishment for most driving offences.

The general rule of thumb for compensation is to buy out remainder of managers contract at the salary paid. Based on the belief he is on the same £60k as Portvliet then I make it about £2.5k compensation.