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Corner to Wham from nothing. We are underway. Hooiveld towers a header away.

Their club genuinely, truly needs them. That is the best they can do? Utterly pathetic.

Half Time. We CAN do this.

Don't dive Adam, you're better then that. Yellow card. Needless.

Another Chance, Green is on form tonight.

He shot, hit the woodwork. That's what we want to see you trying Rickie.

Wham really are being dirty now, our passing starting to test them.

Yes, we are getting to grips with this.

Keep the faith gentlemen. Come on.

Green double save. Our first incisive attack of the game.... but oh dear Sharp missed a sitter.

Actually hoping we can hold on until half time and then reform. Take it to them. We can do this.

Utterly bizare, never known anything like that!

What the f*ck? Taylor sent off?

Bugger.

Hooiveld is trying to put himself about a bit to keep Wham at bay.

We've had a let off there. Hooiveld hand ball in the area not given.

Corner! COME ON!!!

A lot of pressure. Fight the battles, win the war.

Wow, Davis. Save from Ricardo Vaz Te. WAKE THE F**K UP BOYS!

YELLOWS!!! YELLOWS!!!! Come on lads!!!

So excited. Really hyped up for this.

I would have liked to see Punch instead of Guly, just to see what he could do against their second choice left back. Guly did play well on Saturday though and I hope he makes the most of his second game in a row.

That would be his league debut. Will be interesting.

You have to be careful, you can get a nasty paper cut from those things.

"Saint dyer," hmmmm, Danny undercover? There is a Wetherspoons nearby apparently and a few other options according to this website: http://www.footballgroundguide.com/west_ham_united/ It's been reliable for me in the past so I would be confident in what it's saying.