ericofarabia

Sorry to lower the tone (I can always be relied on to do just that ) there are several male members on here would like to boast the same, but haven't received their supply of Vega from Phil yet The mention of Fullers has made me feel like cracking open a hair of the dog London Pride, yummy. i don't suppose there is any live commentary on todays game, isn't it lovely to actually be able to look forward to Saturdays again.

Roll on "The New Manager" celebrations Firstly let me state that there is nothing remotely ghey about my shirt, the pussy pulling powers of it were plain to see as we enjoyed what seemed to be the whole cast from Robert Palmers Addicted to Love video cavorting in front of us :smt007 . However the high 5 from that ghey bloke and getting stalked by the ugliest woman in Rock Bottom wasn't so good though The 2 breakfasts, roast dinner and late night nibbles certainly helped in the damage limitation exercise, feel a bit shabby around the edges but considering we were drinking non stop for 12 hours, I don;t feel too bad at all. Unfortunately though I seem to have killed all the brain cells that were storing the info you gave me about fixing my computer problems :cool:. I think the next time you tell Anna that we are going out for lunch and will be getting back at 2am, she'll realise you weren't joking I have no idea how you managed to get runners up spot in The Karaoke, the crowd did 90% of the singing, and you really do need to work on your moves during the instrumental bits In this day of ego inflated mega posing footballers, it was a pleasure to see Budgie just being an ordinary man off the street drinking beer and doing karaoke and chatting to us, even if a part of it was for us to explain to his flipflop female posse that he really was a famous English PL footballer When I tried to buy him a beer he said "No thanks I've had enough ... who do you think I am ... Peter Shilton " I have to admit he did look a bit like a dodgy geezer in his White (Jimmy Melia FA Cup Final) dancing shoes, jeans, big studded belt and tight white Vest/sleeveless T shirt thingy, but he could belt out a few 60's tunes on the karaoke though . Top man. He said he loved his time at The Dell, and felt sad that we had to leave The Dell for the new ground. One of his best memories was acting as the father figure to a sh*t scarred 17 yr old Alan Shearer coming down the steps and onto the pitch for his debut against Arsenal. Well whatever he said to him certainly worked as he went on to score that famous hat trick. A great day out, better than watching the p*ss poor effort in The Ashes, and roll on The New Manager celebrations. That's twice in the last few weeks we've been out and Saints didn't lose ... The Saints Dubai Massive is on a roll

What ever you do don't mention the war A peak preview into The Mick Channon Lounge prior to the Ajax game .... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1k7U-_tJVmw&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fvideo%2Egoogle%2Eco%2Euk%2Fvideosearch%3Fgbv%3D2%26hl%3Den%26q%3Dfawlty%2520towers%2520germans%26ie%3DUTF%2D8%26sa%3DN%26tab%3Div&feature=player_embedded

Good call PB and to add to the match day dream, how about some new bar staff as well ... :smt007 Don't know about Abbots Ale, but I'd certainly let them bash my bishop And to complete the match day dream ... 3 points as well as 3 pints would be a nice change

At last The Holy Grail is ours, luckily for us ML is from The German part of Switzerland, and not the french http://www.videodust.com/v/06/10/03/monty-python-holy-grail.html

Don't suppose it was the same copper, but a few years ago after being told my 10 yr old son wasn't allowed into the pub (The Arkle) and that we weren't allowed to stand with beer outside, we asked a copper if there were any pubs nearby with a Beer Garden. He paused for effect, then said I take it you ain't local then lads ... take a look around, even the houses don't have gardens around here My fav 3 liverpool games have to be ; 1-0 at Anfield with Keegan playing for us and setting up a last minute winner for Moran 4-2 Valentines Day Massacre. Unfortunately I was in Leigh, Lancs and had to watch it in a pub that had quite a few lairy Scousers in, but Matts thunderstrike after about 25 secs had me jumping for joy and by the time the 3rd went in before HT I was going bonkers. a few scousers decided to come over and start giving me a bit of verbal, but luckily there were quite a few Mancs in there tha were cheering each goal as if it was a Man U goal and they took me under their wing. I think they enjoyed the match as much as I did 3-3 My last ever visit to The Dell. At 0-3 at HT I was a broken man, and feared my last memories would be of a terrible mauling, but the 2nd half was as exciting as any game I've ever seen, and another 2 or 3 mins I reckon we'd haave got a 4th. Equally enjoyable was being near the bench and giving grief to Pinnochio.. magic.

Tony Berne (Byrne) Zurich von Gobbel Olivier (St) Bernard er ... and we've had plenty of (B)ankers at the club in recent times

Speak for yourself ..... coming home from the pub and finding Lucy draped across my bed is more my type of Southampton Dream ... :smt007

Now here's the catch .... our new kit

All sounds a bit familiar don't you think

And we haven't even got to the 'I expect it to be all sorted out in the next 24/48 hour stage yet' quote from Mr Fry. Friday is looking a good bet

But will there be a splitter fred with the news of an "impending Press Conference at 1400" (edition 35) That could jeopardise the success of this fred. :cool: Today I will be mainly eating Swiss Rolls, Swiss Cheese and in honour of Federer, drinking Swiss Family Robinsons Orange Barley Water. Just hope the next sketch on this Fast Fred idoesn't turn out to be some dodgy 2nd hand carsalesman called Tony :smt118 Waiting for the SFC takeover is like making love to beautiful woman .... but please for today can we not forget the foreplay and just get stuck in all guns blazing and get it over and done with Enough of this Tantric Takeover crap, I want satisfaction and I want it now

****ed up the link earlier, this was what I meant to post ( I hope :cool:) Change the music to OWTS and the kissers and dancers into Saints colours celebrating a goal and Bobs your uncle a dead cert winner in The Club shop. I still get the feeling that the pig will sprout wings and start flying though. PS Note the nameHones as well, wasn't he a one time Director, coincidence or what huh

http://video.google.co.uk/videosearch?q=cuckoo+clock&hl=en&emb=0&aq=0&oq=cuckoo+#q=cuckoo+clock&hl=en&emb=0&aq=0&oq=cuckoo+&start=110 With a few alterations, ie the music to OWTS and the dancing and kissing characters to Saints players celebrating a goal, it will be a winner in The Club Shop f'sure I'm still expecting the pig towards the end to sprout wings and fly off though :cool:

Christ!! it must be a slow news day sports wise today. Or maybe they are there to get a scoop on our take over

Maybe the crowd could solve the problem with a "Who are ya, Who are ya"

Have you tried revealing something to him That might help ... a bit of tit for tat so to say

Surely there must be some yummy mummies there ... tell them they can pay for the privelige of parking in your spot with a spot of afternoon delight

I guess I picked the wrong day/week/month/year to give up smoking/drinking/sniffing glue/snorting cocaine. Take your pick

Have faith folks .... its Friday tomorrow :cool:

Do you accept unusual suspects as well ... in that case can I come in an play

Having seen how long his 'we expect things to be sorted out over the next 24/48 hours" are ... I wouldn't hold your breath waiting The only good thing to come out of yesterday is that it means today I won't be logging on here / The Echo / The OS / BBC every 5 minutes. Off now to do some shopping, maybe go for a dip in the pool, have a few brewskis .... see you all in 5 minutes then

FECK me ... :smt099 I wish I hadn't started to read this post, I'm even more confused than before :cool:. Having a raging hangover isn't helping matters Just to drag you all down to my level of depression, think about this .... all this heartache over 14 million quid to save the very existence of our club, Skatesmuff will be getting that and enough change to buy a whole Div 1 squad for their toilet seat stealing ponce Johnson :smt118. Don't even get me started on what Moan U will be getting for Ronaldo :mad: Isn't it time The FL came clean and laid their cards on the table as to exactly what it is they expect from whoever buys us, including all the strings attached, to save all this messing about with the livelihoods of not only the players but all the other staff at SFC who don't know if they will get paid from one month to the next or even have a job. Can't The PFA get involved seeing as their members are not being paid on time, and their futures in the balance?

Maybe they were talking about Japenese Yen or more likely Rhodesian Pounds/Dollars or whatever their currency is, which would probably tie in with Fialka's piggy bank money Last post of the day, had been saving it for a big Whey Hey, ere' we go knees up post, but buggered if I'm going to stay on here F5ing every 2 mins. Think I'll go and cool down outside in the 42c sunshine, I'm getting a bit over heated and hot under the collar sat in front of the computer in an a/c controlled room :cool: See you all in 2 mins then

It's what they use instead of bubble bath in the Jackson household