Jonnyboy

The death of our poor form.

Get him on the banner!

His agent has informed him it's shop window time.

Either Arsenal had something dodgy in their Xmas dinners or three players have (hopefully) lost their starting place?

Romeu has got cracking eyebrows. Yes!!!!!!

When was the other/first one?

If Long did trip him then I love it! We are too nice.

Have that gooner scum!!

Just got back from Longleat and seen the scoreline and the scorer!! Laughing out loud having read how bad Martina is in the match build up thread. How have he/we been?

Except we were top 4 for the majority of last season!

Hate to say it but I never got caught up in the VVD hype.

Quit moaning and get behind Koeman...

Was the the final straw for Jose?

That's a new one to me...

Skyrtl was playing all of them onside surely?

Gazza is our MOTM. Didn't see that coming.

Romeu looking decent as we come into it.

What a chance Davis!

Hmmm, decent blocks.

Don't forget the Corbynists and the Peoples' Front of Corbynea.

£10 a ticket. Sellout buzzing atmosphere. 4-0 win. And Natalie Portman escorts me home.

Because we as fans are soft south coast woofters who struggle to get behind the team when it's grey and cold and we've got runny noses.

I'm yet to be convinced. He looks the part.

Makes our result look even worse. Can't even beat the bottom team at home.