Jonnyboy

Cr*p header Wanyama.

Hope manure have that £30m cheque ready for after the match.

Feel a bit sorry for the Utd fans having this 1st half every other week.

I'm watching Setanta the Irish channel. The adverts make me feel like I'm watching an episode of Father Ted.

Naismith scores.

I remember seeing it in there

Unfortunately I don't think personal illness can come before the curry fund.

Footballers should have a clause in the contract that if they don't make the match day squad their wages are reduced that week.

Ha you just beat me, days are pretty short at the minute.

Mugs, I'm offering 10/1, they'll be out of business soon

Any streams on the go?

Leave it George... https://twitter.com/agdgdgwngo

Are you ready to put your money where your keyboard is?

Whereas you are clearly just a tool.

Wadafuq?!

Where does it say that the Oscars are for people of white origin?

How about upping yours to £1000? If there isnt a website for this sort of thing there should be. It's probably illegal under this nanny state regime shower we've got at the moment.

We have a taker! What do you think of that Fry? Is there a website where we can formalise the agreement? I'll stick with £10 from me thanks. Let's not be small-time.

Christ on a bike where's pap's meme when you need it.

As I've said it's very simple. The chances aren't great, say about 10%. Hence why I'm not fronting up on a 50:50 bet. I haven't said he won't be PM or will never be PM. The intelligent tories (a proven contradiction I know) on here seem 100% certain he won't be PM and will never be PM. Is that simple enough?

I never used the word "won't" either.

As he said, I've never said I think he will be PM. It's very simple.

There's that word again... never. A guaranteed win for charity, if you take the bet?

Want to make a bet on that?

If they've just had a baby innit.