Jonnyboy

I am not a boy, yet I am "boyish."

"If you weren't at football on a Saturday what would most love to be doing?" Nige: "Making love to my wife." *grinning*

The fact the mum is calling him a cvnt left right and centre.

Tony Montana?

Destiny.

Suarez sets up the first.

Anyone got a good stream for El classico?

Not free though?

M27 for the next 6 months too.

I'd rather **** your Mrs too. Will she be in a truck too?

Yeah not sure if the Mirror is laughing at Saints, or if Saints are laughing at Premier league, or if everyone is laughing at Mane?

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/row-zed/southampton-react-premier-leagues-dubious-4494179 I don't get this.

Oh OK cool. Rule 1 then!

Eeerm, isn't she, like, 12 years old?

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*applause*

Must be all those immigrants.

Still bottom half, and nearer the relegation spots than the promotion places.

They bring it on themselves by making it so easy.

The truth.

Green party has had an MP since the last election and about 0.1% of the media coverage that UKIP gets.

I knew it, you're related to Cortese!

Aha, a fishy fellow for a fishy female.

This thread has taken a creepy twist. Don't think I'll be coming on here anymore.

Hard to tell, maybe the most grumpy would benefit?