Jonnyboy

Oh OK cool. Rule 1 then!

Eeerm, isn't she, like, 12 years old?

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*applause*

Must be all those immigrants.

Still bottom half, and nearer the relegation spots than the promotion places.

They bring it on themselves by making it so easy.

The truth.

Green party has had an MP since the last election and about 0.1% of the media coverage that UKIP gets.

I knew it, you're related to Cortese!

Aha, a fishy fellow for a fishy female.

This thread has taken a creepy twist. Don't think I'll be coming on here anymore.

Hard to tell, maybe the most grumpy would benefit?

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/shameless-sex-tour-uk-porn-4464926 Anyone on here applied to be "on it?"

Just missed that, how did it go?

And when we lose 1-0 to Stoke?

The whole premier league is fixed. Rupert Murdoch chooses the scores before the season starts based of the quality of the club chairmans blow jobs he receives.

Shearer says should be a Pelle hattrick.

Cheshire cat.

Got a stream?

+1...

The summer is forgotten

5th? Bite your hand off!

I remember that night, funnily enough because I drank so much and threw up. Classy guy me.

Great stuff.