Jonnyboy

What's wrong with Kelv? Fantastic shot stopper. Got us promoted to the prem with the display v Leeds.

Saddos? Hmmm I'm a massive fan of runny faeces. Why? Well because it annoys so many people. Yes great logic this.

So 99.9% of buildings will weather? (Just thought, the new Morrisons that opened on the ground floor won't be making much money then)

Most women find it painful.

It's a hell of a lot better than what was there before. How do you know it will weather badly? What's it made of?

One of hippysaints best posts out of his 16 ever I reckon.

Bunch of moaning minnies ☺

All tax credits will be abolished and probably child benefits too. Health and safety rules will go out the window. Other labour rights no doubt too, basically anything with a whiff of union about it.

Yep, it will make them poorer and with less rights.

Is that the new multicoloured one at the start of Thomas Lewis way?

Our billionaire is better than their billionaire.

Life at Saints certainly is at the moment

You can't handle your Yorkshire sauce by the sounds of it

But if they are down then the club is clearly less united.

How are attendance stats so far?

*cumming (surely?)

5 mins, joke.

Please stop giving it away Mr Long.

Such blatant game killing by Redknapp. The pr*ck. Saints to win 3-0.

We can beat this sh*t!

Enjoyed it.

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Was going to go but no way am I paying £40 to chip in for Saggys retirement fund. http://footballburp.com/magazine/the-best-askharry-tweets-for-harry-redknapp/

Presumably Alpine_saint would have us bombing Assads side and also ISIS, basically any armed Muslim in Syria is fair game.

Just the sort of physical cloggers to spoil our beautiful game.